Is There an Appropriate One?

Crazy lady yelling at bus stop sign: I wish someone would rape me in an inappropriate way!

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on October 29, 2009
Bus, Crazies, Illinois, Sex, Violence, Wishes, Women

…And Bring Out the Visual Aids.

Student, about the economy: Well, what if I just took my big stick and made them give me their resources?
Professor: Well, let's just imagine that your stick isn't big enough to extract the resources you want. (chuckles) Sometimes there's no pleasure in the big stick. Okay, I'm gonna stop talking about sticks now.

Classroom
UC Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: Kelly

Posted on October 27, 2009
California, Class, Compare and contrast, Education, Politics, Questions, Sex, Students, Teachers, Violence, Wishes

At Least Not Without an Audience

Waiter #1: We need to get this shit done and get out of here.
Waiter #2: Yep. I need to get to the bar. Molly's not gonna fuck herself tonight.

Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu

Posted on October 19, 2009
Baristas, Indiana, Sex, Weirdness, Wishes

According to Mom's New Boyfriend

Six-year-old girl at the zoo: (drops French fries one by one)
Dad: Why are you dropping French fries?
Six-year-old girl: To feed them!
Dad: No one wants your old French fries.
Six-year-old girl: You're an old French fry!

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/06/sticks-and-stones.html

Overheard by: Dave

Posted on October 18, 2009
Animals, Comebacks, Dads, Eavesdrop DC, Food, Kids, Parenting, Weirdness, Wishes

Why Do You Think I Was Dressed As a Clown While Saying It?

Girl: You called me a slut and said you didn't want to talk to me anymore.
Guy: That was for show.

Long Island, New York

Overheard by: Kaleena

Posted on October 18, 2009
Girls, Guys, Insults, New York, Weirdness, Wishes

Sorry, we don't do special orders, that's Burger King

Woman who's too old to work at McDonald's: So, you want cheese on your sausage, egg and cheese?
Customer: Umm… okay, sure, yeah.

Centereach, New York

Posted on October 15, 2009
Clients, Employees, Food, New York, Questions, Stupidity, Wishes, Women

I'm Sure Law Enforcement Will Understand

Female law student, after declining jello shot: No, I have to drive you home.
Male law student: I don't want a cranky sober person driving me home!

St. Petersburg, Florida

Posted on October 14, 2009
Comebacks, Drinking & drunks, Florida, Students, Weirdness, Wishes

Every Hollywood Party, in a Nutshell

Girl at party: These people are so disgusting! One guy actually called dibs on me.
Guy, loudly: Yeah, these people are douchebags.
Girl: Shhhh! They'll hear you!
Guy: So what?
Girl: Then they'll think I'm the one that brought all the weird people to the party.
Guy: You did.
Girl: But I don't want them to know that!
Random party guy: Yeah, dude, stop. You're embarrassing her in front of all the people she hates.

Columbus, Ohio

Posted on October 13, 2009
Girls, Gripes, Guys, Insults, Strangers, Weirdness, Wishes

You Never Know Which One Will Be Your Last One

Drunk young girl: Whatever. She could have had sex whenever she wanted.
Drunk mother: Well, she's beat you by a few years!
Drunk grandmother: I haven't had sex in such a long time.

The Keg
Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on October 10, 2009
Canadia, Drunks, Family, Family ties, Moms, Parenting, Sex, Time Management, Wishes

What's More Natural Than Fondling a Relative's Artificial Breast?

Daughter in dressing room: Go ahead, feel them!
Mom in dressing room: No!
Daughter: Really, the point is to feel how natural they feel! I'm going to want to feel yours when you get them.

York, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Kendal

Posted on October 5, 2009
Family ties, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Moms, Parenting, Pennsylvania, Rack, Wishes

Wishes