Meet the Most Forgetful Woman in Dallas

Woman: I found the nipple! Crisis averted.

N. Bishop Avenue
Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: Faith

Posted on June 26, 2020
Health & Hygiene, Nipples, Texas, Threats, Women

I Don't Think You Have Much Choice

Woman on phone: So you want me to call her anyway and tell her that I'm not coming to a party that I wasn't invited to?

Park Ave
Long Beach, New York

Overheard by: Christina Federici

Posted on June 17, 2020
New York, On the phone, Questions, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

There's Never a Truce in the Trench Warfare Between the Sexes

Older lady to complete strangers: So the last guy I dated, all he wanted was sex! We were on the beach and we passed a trench, and he was like “I'll put you in that hole!”

Escondido, California

Posted on May 30, 2020
California, Old folks, Relationships, Sex, Strangers, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

I'm Pretty Sure Steve Urkel Had a Gas-Mask Bong

Teen girl: Mom, guess what he got me for an early Christmas present?
Mother: What, honey?
Teen girl: A gas-mask bong–like in that movie Knocked Up. And it's purple!
Mother: Jeez, your dork-o-meter is in the red.

MARTA Train
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on May 29, 2020
Default, Family ties, Georgia, Girls, Moms, Movies, Questions, Teens, Train, Women

Black on Black Crime’s Hidden Nuances

Fat black woman on cell: Black women are better than white women, because you can beat the shit out of them and the bruises won’t be visible!

BART train
Berkeley, California

Overheard by: Gilatron

Posted on April 26, 2020
Black people, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Fat people, Race, Violence, Women

Besides, Greed Stains.

Woman #1 in central Taipei: When she went to the us, she took along several boxes of detergent, because she doesn't like the smell of American detergent.
Woman #2: Yeah, I wouldn't want to smell like an American either.

http://talovich.blogspot.com/2008_04_01_archive.html#6968192168432224567

Overheard by: Yugan

Posted on April 12, 2020
Cleanliness, Compare and contrast, Health & Hygiene, Other sites, Sensory experiences, Taiwan, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

ROTFLMFAOAWMP

Middle-aged woman: What the fuck is ‘W-T-F’?

Exmouth, Devon
United Kingdom

Overheard by: Bernard

Posted on April 11, 2020
Default, England, Idiots, Questions, Stupidity, Women, Words

And I’m Running Dangerously Low on Reese’s Pieces

Seemingly not-crazy lady on elevator: Have you seen any aliens today?
Man: Not yet, but it’s still pretty early.
Seemingly not-crazy lady: I hope I don’t see any; I don’t have any spit.

Fox Plaza
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Uses spit for lube