Is That Why You Always Look Fatter When We Leave Williams Sonoma?

Homely housewife: And she said, “are you going to blot it?” and I said, “of course, that's why I collect napkins.”

Fayette Mall
Lexington, Kentucky

Overheard by: verticalQ

Posted on September 18, 2020
Default, Kentucky, Malls, Questions, Weirdness, Women

Michael Jackson: At Least I’m Consistent!

Woman talking on phone to friend: I have a real thing for little boys. I never used to…

Train Leaving Brighton
England

Overheard by: Wishing she hadn’t tuned in at that point

Posted on August 11, 2020
Compare and contrast, Default, England, Feelings, Kids, On the phone, Sexuality, Train, Weirdness, Women

…Or Me Having to Give It.

20-something woman preparing turkey to guy: I'm not sure what's worse, pulling all this out of the turkey's ass, or you taking it in the ass last night.

Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: At least some one had a happy thanksgiving

Posted on July 18, 2020
Ass, Backdoor, Compare and contrast, Default, Florida, Women

What Trendy Nightclubs Are Like, in Bizarro World

Crazy blonde lady on park bench: Because they're all about gluttony. Plus, it's harder for them to get in if you're thin, because they're usually fat, you know? (two heavy ladies next to her nod)

Judiciary Square
Washington, DC

Posted on July 16, 2020
Compare and contrast, Crazies, Diet & weight, Washington, DC, Women

Sounds Almost As Cool As Our Job.

Woman on cell: I'm coming to LA to make 100 Egyptian army uniforms, then I'm going back.

International Airport
El Paso, Texas

Overheard by: V

Posted on July 7, 2020
Airports & flights, Clothes, Jobs & Careers, On the phone, Texas, US Geography, Women

And Did They Have to Name It “The Meow Clinic”?

20-something woman #1: Oh look, it's a hospital for cats.
20-something woman #2: Yeah, I know. Every time someone goes in there, I judge them like, “ew, a cat person!”

Brookline, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Cat Person

Posted on July 5, 2020
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, Women

Translation: “Welcome to New York, Muthafuckaaaas.”

MTA worker to tourist mom buying tickets with daughter: 10 dollars.
Mom: Oh, but she's a student.
Worker, looking at daughter: Oh! How nice for you! (looks back at mom) Ten dollars please.

Subway Station
New York City, New York

Overheard by: Glad thats not my cheap-ass mom

Posted on July 3, 2020
Compliments, Default, Education, Employees, Moms, Money, New York, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Tourists, Women

Hope You Bitches Saved Me Some Weed

Mom: Why is the tv on with the mute on?
Daughter #1: Cause of the pretty moving pictures!
Daughter #2: Yeah! It's like an aquarium, but with Tom Hanks.

Upper Hutt
New Zealand

Overheard by: Kat