Did That Come Out Of Me?

Woman in bathroom stall, on cell : … That’s just how it is… No, that’s my pee you’re hearing… Anyways, what did she say? Wait a second, I have to wipe…

Spokane Airport
Spokane, Washington

Overheard by: wish i had held it…

Posted on September 28, 2015
Airports & flights, Etiquette, On the phone, Pee, Sensory experiences, Washington, Weirdness, Women, Words

Wait, No, a Dolphin

Guy to girlfriend: It sounds like we hit a whale.

AirTran plane from New Orleans to New York

Overheard by: Jofo

Posted on September 9, 2015
Airports & flights, Animals, Guys

Don’t Trust Skinny People with Your Food

Skinny guy #1: I’m thinking our restaurant should have, like, taxidermied animals and tomato plants and stuff.
Skinny guy #2: Way cool!
Skinny guy #1: That way it could be like a museum of natural history full of the things people are eating, living or dead.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/04/business-plan.html

Overheard by: rich

Posted on September 4, 2015
Airports & flights, Animals, Default, Food, Guys, Oregon, Overheard in PDX, Skinny people, Wishes

And Swing by the Great Wall on the Way?

Traveler with heavy European accent: So, can we drive to the Grand Canyon one day? We'd really like to see it while in America.

Dulles Airport
Washington, DC

Posted on August 8, 2015
Airports & flights, Foreigners, Holidays, Offers and requests, Stupidity, Washington, DC

When Communists and Capitalists Work Together

Flight attendant: As you depart the aircraft, please check your area for any personal belongings. If you leave anything behind, please make sure that it can either be split three ways or that we can sell it on eBay. Thanks for flying Southwest!

Buffalo, New York

Overheard by: robyn

Posted on August 6, 2015
Airports & flights, Flight attendants, Internet, New York, Public transportation

Good Thing “Shut Up, You Cow” Is Easy to Convey with Body Language

Large white lady to small Mexican husband: I’m bleeding. [Pokes hubby, who ignores her.] Heyyy, I’m bleeding from my neck! Don’t you care?! [Hubby puts headphones on and looks out window.] I wish I knew you didn’t speak English before I married you!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/perfect-couple.html

Overheard by: corwin

Posted on August 4, 2015
Airports & flights, Assholes, Default, Fat people, Gripes, Health & Hygiene, Language barrier, Oregon, Overheard in PDX, Women

Suck His Toes and You’ll Be High for Days

Large black woman on cell: Girl! I’m tellin’ you, I don’t know where I gots them warts on my feets. But they nasty! I don’t want to give them to nobody else, so I brought me some lil’ socks, you know… Them cushy foots? Not like Earl, who goes barefoot all over the city with them mushroom funguses on his toes. His toenails be like baby powder! They all crumbly and shit.

Detroit Metro Airport
Detroit, Michigan

Overheard by: Trying not to barf (and glad I wore socks)