Is That Even Possible?

Jersey Shore fan: Can you put on Jersey Shore? It's the reunion!
Bartender: Sure, I was kind of hoping someone would ask.
Female drinker: Wow, I am going to watch this dumbass show in a bar, is this happening?
Jersey Shore fan: You love it, don't try to lie cause your boys are here.
Bartender: These people are crazy, and that's why we watch.
Bar patron: I cant believe I am watching the reunion show without having seen a full episode. You are right: I cant stop watching this. What the fuck? Is her name J-Lo?
Jersey Shore fan: J… Wow! She is awesome, snookie is my favorite. I wish I could be friends with her.
Bartender: You have enough slutty friends.

Bar
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Earnie Hustleton

Posted on February 16, 2016
Baristas, Bars & Clubs, Drunks, Insults, Pennsylvania, Sexuality, TV shows, Wishes

I Was All, “But I'm Texting You!”

Young college girl #1: How was your date last night?
Young college girl #2: Okay. I don't think I'm going out with him again, though.
Young college girl #1: Why?
Young college girl #2: He was weird. He asked me to quit texting while we were having dinner.
Young college girl #1: Rude!

Starbuck's
Fayetteville, Arkansas

Posted on February 13, 2016
Arkansas, Bars & Clubs, Offers and requests, Questions, Relationships, Sorority types, Texting, Weirdness

Now My Batman Costume Just Looks Silly

(elastic snapping sound)
Woman in stall: And that was the sound of my outside panties!

Bathroom, Dive Bar
Ohio

Overheard by: Monika

Posted on February 7, 2016
Bars & Clubs, Default, Ohio, Restroom, Sensory experiences, Undies, Weirdness, Women

You'll Pick Up My Tab, Right?

Cute girl to suit: What are you drinking?
Suit: Absolut on the rocks.
Cute girl: I prefer Belvedere.
Suit: Are you trying to get a free drink?
Cute girl to bartender: May I please have a Chopin Martini, up with olives? (points to suit, then turns back to him) Go fuck yourself. (walks away)

Hotel Bar
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: arrc

Posted on January 19, 2016
Bars & Clubs, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Guys, Massachusetts, Names, Offers and requests, Questions, Suits

U.S. Citizens Will Either Not Understand This or Be Hurt by It

Gay guy to another: Yeah, cuz there's nothing like listening to Americans talk about their feelings to let you know what's really going on in the world.

Starbucks
Edmonton, Alberta
Canadia

Posted on January 13, 2016
Bars & Clubs, Canadia, Feelings, Queers, Stupidity

You Can't Make This Shit Up.

Dude at bar: So wait, after her husband left her here by herself–completely shitfaced–she then fucked a total stranger in the bathroom?
Bartender: Yep.
Dude at bar: And then she came back out here bragging about getting banged in the ass?
Gay dude, sidling up: Sounds like an awesome night.

District Bar
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Big D