20-something chick, pouring wine: I hear wine is a good cure for gonorrhea.
Tiger Noodles
Princeton, New Jersey
Overheard by: Brokeass Harem
20-something chick, pouring wine: I hear wine is a good cure for gonorrhea.
Tiger Noodles
Princeton, New Jersey
Overheard by: Brokeass Harem
Girl #1: I just want to tell her, ‘Just because you think the sun rises and sets in her vagina doesn’t mean we all have to.’
Girl #2: Seriously.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/04/and-what-time-is-sunrise-again-i-just.html
Girl: But, I mean, he was in my lower intestine. I just can’t get past that.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/weekend-roundup.html
Overheard by: benji
Girl #1: Did you know that the Playtex tampon headquarters are located in Dover, Delaware?
Girl #2: Did you wikipedia it? I’m a Tampax gal, myself.
Girl #1: No, I read it on my box of Playtex sport. I was learning French by translating the toxic shock warning labels.
Girl #2: You’re my favorite.
Art Institute of Philadelphia
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Blonde to bartender, about explicit music video on TV: Will you turn that off?! It’s offensive! [To friend] I am way too fucking Christian for that shit!
Scruffy Murphy’s Pub
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: bystander that was enjoying the video
Chick: … And that’s why I’m scared of horses! They’re so mean!
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: Taylor Boatright
Lady: Used to be that only muskrats wanted to live in swamps. Nowadays only executives do.
http://www.overheardinchtown.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: wl
Sensible chick to dude: Look, you can only have one dick, and it can’t be your entire body.
http://overheardatstanford.blogspot.com/2006/05/do-you-have-people-sized-condoms.html
Overheard by: bob
Bleached blonde, looking at hair dye: Oh! This is totally my hair color!
Brunette: No, it's not.
Bleached blonde: Well, it would be… If it changed.
Roscoe, Illinois
Overheard by: Dumbfounded Beauty Advisor
Dude carrying Subway sandwich: My ass? No, I wouldn’t expect a girl to be looking at my ass.
Chick carrying Subway sandwich: Oh yeah. Women will look at your ass. But they can’t check out the other thing.
Dude: Well, under certain circumstances . . .
Chick: No, there’s nothing equivalent. There’s no cleavage shot.
Dude: A girl slapped my ass at the gym the other day.
Chick: Oh yeah. That’s right. I have slapped lots of asses.
Howard and New Montgomery
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Cleavage Shots All Around!
