I Hope I Get a Piece with Hair!

Chick #1: Do you want some peanut M&Ms?
Chick #2: No, thanks.
Chick #1: They touched my crotch.
Chick #2: In that case, sure!

High School Bus
Englewood, Colorado

Overheard by: Julia

Posted on July 22, 2015
Bus, Candy, Chicks, Colorado, Offers and requests, Vagina, Weirdness, Wishes

The Dust on His Floors

Chick: He loves to vacuum. No, wait, not vacuum. What’s that thing you do to your lawn? Mow! He likes to mow.

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/04/girl-on-her-great-new-guy.html

Overheard by: mk

Posted on July 20, 2015
Chicks, Overheard Lines, Words

And She’d Fallen Asleep at the Wheel.

Girl: Hey! How are you? Anything new and exciting?
Friend: I got rear-ended while driving yesterday because a woman was receiving oral sex.

Kalamazoo College
Kalamazoo, Michigan

Posted on July 19, 2015
Chicks, Foreplay, Gossip, Michigan

Without All Those People Cluttering Up the Landscape

Dude: Cool, you were in Asia… How was it?
Chick: The tsunami was the best thing for Thailand, everything was so clean and pretty afterwards.

Winnipeg
Manitoba
Canadia

Overheard by: Sean_G

Posted on July 19, 2015
Beauty, Canadia, Chicks, Default, Geography, Guys, Memory lane, Weather

Well You Do Have a Cozy-Looking Mustache…

Texan hottie: Holy hell, its freezing. My lips are numb.
Nerdy guy: Want me to warm them up with mine?
Texan hottie: Ha, you wish.
Nerdy guy: Well… yeah, kinda.
Texan hottie: Oh.

Washington, DC

Posted on July 18, 2015
Chicks, Default, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Mouth, Washington, DC, Weather, Wishes

Some Babies Learn to Run Away Before They Can Walk

Loud fat ghetto chick to baby: See dat? See dat baby walking? That's what you need to be doing. I'm sick of carrying yo' ass around.

Target Parking Lot
Florissant, Missouri

Posted on July 15, 2015
Advice, Ass, Chicks, Fat people, Kids, Missouri, Moms, Parenting, Should have used a condom, Stores

So This Summer I Learned How to Snatch-Gargle

20-something chick, pouring wine: I hear wine is a good cure for gonorrhea.

Tiger Noodles
Princeton, New Jersey

Overheard by: Brokeass Harem

Posted on July 14, 2015
Chicks, Default, Drinking & drunks, Food, Health & Hygiene, New Jersey, Restaurants, STDs

I’m Like, Red Sky at Morning, Sailor Take Warning!

Girl #1: I just want to tell her, ‘Just because you think the sun rises and sets in her vagina doesn’t mean we all have to.’
Girl #2: Seriously.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/04/and-what-time-is-sunrise-again-i-just.html

Posted on July 9, 2015
Chicks, Eavesdrop DC, Vagina

The Most Thorough Parole Officer I’ve Ever Had, for Sure

Girl: But, I mean, he was in my lower intestine. I just can’t get past that.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/weekend-roundup.html

Overheard by: benji

Posted on July 5, 2015
Chicks, Gossip, Overheard at Cornell

The Only Japanese She Knows Involves Gummy Candies

Girl #1: Did you know that the Playtex tampon headquarters are located in Dover, Delaware?
Girl #2: Did you wikipedia it? I’m a Tampax gal, myself.
Girl #1: No, I read it on my box of Playtex sport. I was learning French by translating the toxic shock warning labels.
Girl #2: You’re my favorite.

Art Institute of Philadelphia
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on July 4, 2015
Chicks, Pennsylvania, US Geography

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