According to Our Bible –the Josie and the Pussycats Movie

Tween girl #1: Oh my god… You look so orange in that picture!
Tween girl #2: Bitch.
Tween girl #1: No! It’s a good thing! Orange is the new pink!

Switzerland

Posted on March 27, 2022
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Europe, Friends, Girls, Insults, Sensory experiences, Tweens

Quiz: Which Of These Statements Is True About Audrina from The Hills?

Guy #1, shocked and angry: Dude, she's autistic!
Guy #2: Yeah! But she's a full functioning autistic, so fuck you for judging.

Ikea
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Ferdinand

Posted on March 24, 2022
Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Insults, Maladies, Stores, Washington

Only Lightly Misting on Shirtless, Muscley Ones

British lit professor, on gays: I have honestly never seen it rain on a gay person. Never. Not once in my life.

Georgia State Lit Class

Posted on March 18, 2022
Class, Compare and contrast, Default, Georgia, Sexuality, Teachers, Weather, Weirdness

Which Was “No Upper-Body Strength”

Female student #1: Eeew, she has a rolling backpack, you know what that means…
Female student #2: Whore?
Female student #1: Absolutely not what I was going to say.

San Francisco, California

Posted on March 14, 2022
Compare and contrast, Fashion, Girls, Insults, Questions, Students, Words

A Dallas Vacation Really Makes You Appreciate New York

Queer to friend: It's pretentious, it's stupid, it sucks, and I love it.

Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: keeeem

Posted on March 12, 2022
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Friends, Insults, Queers, Texas

Have You Learned So Little from The Sweetest Thing?

Teen girl in bathroom #1: I'd hate to be a guy and have to use a urinal.
Teen girl in bathroom #2: Oh yeah, that thing looks unsanitary.
Teen girl in bathroom #1: Not even that, but like if you had to go poop then everyone would know it.
Teen girl in bathroom #3: You can't poop in a urinal?

High School
Coral Springs, Florida

Posted on March 12, 2022
Compare and contrast, Florida, Gender issues, Pee, Poop, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Stupidity, Teens

Hello? I'm Eating a Cucumber Sandwich With No Crusts!

Guy #1: What are those, zucchini?
Guy #2, with sandwich: No, they're cucumbers.
Girl: Oh please, they're like the same thing.
Guy #2: No, they're totally different. Not every phallic-shaped green vegetable is the same thing.
Girl (pauses): Why does everything have to be about penises with you?

San Diego, California

Overheard by: i just came here to clean the air ducts

Posted on March 8, 2022
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Fruit, Girls, Guys, Penis, Questions

It Concerns Me When You Talk About Yourself in the Third Person, Mrs. Smith

Old teacher, about middle school student: Johnny’s fine until he has an audience. Then he gets all gang-bangy and tries to screw Mrs. Smith.
Young teacher: Please don’t ever say that again.

Restaurant
Redlands, California

Posted on March 3, 2022
Assholes, California, Compare and contrast, Education, Etiquette, Gossip, Grumpies, Guys, Restaurants, Sexuality, Teachers

Maybe Just Take It to a George Clooney Movie

Girl on cell: We’re going to vibe her vagina. Well, not vibe it.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: K

Posted on February 27, 2022
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, On the phone, San Francisco, Toys, Vagina, Words

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