Can They Still Call It Martha Stewart Living?

Girl on cell: Wait… Wait! You’re telling me she’s not a zombie? You mean she’s actually dead?

Emory College
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Zack

Posted on January 16, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Default, Georgia, Girls, On the phone, Questions, Weirdness

The One with Big, Glossy Pictures Instead of Words

Man to store employee: It's one of those real estate investment books, the yellow ones.
Employee: Let's see, follow me… Is this what you were looking for?
Man: No, no, that's the one for idiots, I want the one for dummies.

Barnes & Noble
San Diego, California

Overheard by: Lisa

Posted on January 13, 2022
California, Compare and contrast, Customers, Default, Employees, Offers and requests, Stores, Words

You'd Rather Be Cheated on with Someone Ugly?

Hot girl: So when I finally met the girl he cheated on me with, I was in shock, because she was about a thousand times hotter than she looked on the picture I found.
Guy friend: Yeah. Well, some people are just not photogenic.
Hot girl: No, you don't understand! She's like supermodel hot, he had like no choice, even I would have fucked that Moroccan bitch right then and there.
Guy friend: That's so hot.
Hot girl: Life is not fair.

Starbucks

Posted on January 4, 2022
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Guys, Infidelity, Restaurants, Sex

Made a Great Flotation Device in the Pool

Older woman to younger one: Man, you never spend weekends with your kids! When I was raising my kid I could count the times on one hand that I used a babysitter.
Younger woman: Really?
Eavesdropping young man: Man, I was raised on a babysitter!

Louisville, Kentucky

Overheard by: I'm Adopted

Posted on January 3, 2022
Advice, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Guys, Kentucky, Kids, Memory lane, Old folks, Women

Some Children Don't Blend Well

Little girl to friend: You little… Butter, I'm going to whip you up until you smell like rotten juice!

Park Playground
Tacoma, Washington

Posted on January 1, 2022
Compare and contrast, Food, Friends, Kids, Sensory experiences, Should have used a condom, Threats, Violence, Washington

Translation: Top That, Motherfucker!

Amherst girl to Dartmouth guy, discussing Hillel dinners at Harvard: I turned down a position at Massachusetts General Hospital because they don't have squash courts.

Commuter Rail Train
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on December 28, 2021
Compare and contrast, Doctors, Health & Hygiene, Jobs & Careers, Massachusetts

From the Hilarious Teen Comedy Can't Hardly Walk

Guy #1: I'm so totally better than him. I have two properly functioning legs.
Guy #2: So does he, they just don't work quite as well as yours.
Guy #1: That's what the crutches are for.

High School
San Diego, California

Overheard by: Alex

Posted on December 25, 2021
Body parts, California, Compare and contrast, Guys, Health & Hygiene, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

I Like the Colors in My LSD Trip to Arrive in a Predictable Sequence

Young woman: Sometimes I feel like I’m in the seventies.
Friend: What? Why?
Young woman: Well, I mean… It’s usually just when I look at stoplights, like the yellow ones.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/276471272/where-do-yield-signs-take-her.html

Overheard by: that makes one of us