Should I Write My Number on His Hand in Crayon?

Preschooler left alone in stroller, singing, to 20-something girl walking by: Cha, cha, cha…you're charming!
20-something, on cell: I think I just got hit on by a four-year-old! No, it was actually better than most of the lines I've heard.

Appleton, Wisconsin

Posted on September 2, 2019
Age and ageing, Beauty, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Girls, Kids, On the phone, Sexuality, Wisconsin, Words

So You're Saying Sex Is a Game?

Old religious woman to large crowd of highly amused students: Having pre-marital sex is like playing Russian roulette with your genitals!

Alumni Hill
University of Arizona

Overheard by: The girl who likes to live on the dangerous side

Posted on August 21, 2019
Arizona, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Old folks, Relationships, Religious fanatics, Sex, Women

Ad: If Your Chess Game Lasts More Than Four Hours, Seek Medical Attention

Elderly gentleman playing chess: You know, in college, when all of my friends were chasing girls, I was on the chess team…chasing wood.

Barnes & Noble
Augusta, Maine

Overheard by: Fia

Posted on August 20, 2019
Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Guys, Maine, Old folks, Sexuality

Good Thing You Issued That Disclaimer, Bob

Middle aged shop owner, as female vocalist sings pop song on the radio: I ain't no queer or nothing, but the first time I heard this song, I thought it was pretty as hell.

Waco, Texas

Posted on August 18, 2019
Bosses, Compare and contrast, Gender issues, Music, Texas

I Have It on My Resume, Under “Hobbies”

Woman: I orgasmed here once.
Friend, cheerfully: Oh, I've done that several times!

James Brown Arena
Augusta, Georgia

Overheard by: Annissa

Posted on August 15, 2019
Compare and contrast, Cum, Default, Friends, Georgia, Memory lane, Women

With Dresden As a Possible Exception

Professor: Well, they had Nazis, but those aren’t exactly lighting fixtures.

Theatre Class, SUNY
Geneseo, New York

Overheard by: Jeni

Posted on July 31, 2019
Class, Compare and contrast, Education, History, Politics, Teachers

We Respect That You Didn’t Take the Easy Route with “Robert Downey Jr.”

Girl: “Pokemon Stadium,” is just stupid. If the other Pokemon does some confusion attack, you just end up slapping yourself or some shit. No one gets so confused they hurt themselves!
Boy: Tell that to Danny Bonaduce.

Worcester, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Katie

Posted on July 22, 2019
About celebrities, Compare and contrast, Games, Girls, Gossip, Guys, Massachusetts, TV shows, Violence

Good Point —No Effect on Religious Beliefs

Professor: Now, if we did eliminate illness and achieved immortality there might be serious religious repercussions. Can anyone think of how this might affect religious beliefs?
Bimbette: Well, like, if Hitler were immortal, he would, like, go to jail for, like, a million years and then, like, chill out for eternity, you know?

Eternal Youth and Immortality Seminar
Lafayette College, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: knows that Hitler would still be dead because he SHOT himself