It's the STD for the New Century

Guy #1: What? Barely legal girls are hot.
Guy #2: Barely lethal?
Guy #1: What?
Guy #2: What?

Univeristy of Florida
Gainesville, Florida

Posted on May 18, 2017
Age and ageing, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Florida, Guys, Questions, Sexuality, Words

Nature: 2 Nurture: 0

Teen Boy Scout (after narrowly avoiding tripping): And that's why I'm so good at swing dancing. I have hips like an angel.

Amtrack
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Duckie

Posted on April 14, 2017
Body parts, Bragging, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Dancing, Default, Illinois, Pride, Teens

…In Unrelated News

Roomie #1: So, is your greatest strength still spooning?
Roomie #2: I told you, we're re not getting a cat!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/430109662/to-spoon-with.html

Overheard by: roomie numero tre.

Posted on March 29, 2017
Animals, Compliments, Default, Friends, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions

I Appreciate Your Candor

Teenage thug to passing woman: Hey yo baby! I ain’t gonna lie, I got a big dick!

Hollywood and Highland
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Has that ever worked?

Posted on March 3, 2017
Bragging, California, Compliments, Etiquette, Offers and requests, Penis, Pride, Sexuality, Teens, Thugs, Words

…Unlike Your Tasseled Loafers.

Hobo: You ever model?
Cute Asian guy: Uh, no.
Hobo: You should think about it. You have nice cheekbones. But definitely go with an agency.
Cute Asian guy: Okay. (awkward pause)
Hobo: By the way, this is man-to-man. This isn't no gay shit!

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on February 20, 2017
Asians, Body parts, Compliments, Guys, Hobos, Illinois, Jobs & Careers, Sexuality

But Never Twice

Black chick #1: God, I love your eyes! They are so chinky!
Black chick #2: People say that.

Binghamton University
Binghamton, New York

Overheard by: Hadas

Posted on January 13, 2017
Chicks, Compliments, New York, Race

A Bright, White Light, on the Other Hand…

Gamer dude: … and the game comes with like, real guns.
Wannabe goth chick: They’re actual guns?
Gamer dude: Well like, real models. And it comes with this mirror that lets you see yourself and like, shows what you look like if you get shot in the face.
Wannabe goth chick: That’s nice. That’s not something you would normally get to see if you got shot in the face.

UAB
Birmingham, Alabama

Overheard by: Kitty-Jack

Posted on July 6, 2016
Alabama, Chicks, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Death & dying, Games, Goths, Guys, Violence

Dental Orgasms Are the Norm in Canadia

Kindly older woman on cell: No, no, no, ask him to be gentle, tell him it's your first time…it's beautiful. You're going to love it, Caroline. Okay, love you! Bye!

Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: Emma Middleton

Posted on February 15, 2016
Advice, Canadia, Compliments, Default, Feelings, Offers and requests, Old folks, Women

He Inspired Her to Stop Vomiting after Every Meal

Would-be pilosopher: So I've come to the realization that, sadly, my body requires food in order to function…I don't live to eat, I eat to live.
Ditzy blonde: Oh my god, that is so true, very deep!

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: sarah

Posted on February 6, 2016
Canadia, Compliments, Default, Food, Girls, Guys, Philosophy, Stupidity

Notice the Bite Marks on My Shoulder

Girl: Kelly from work just texted me.
Guy: She's the really nice one, right?
Girl: Yeah.
Guy: Who's the one who's not nice?
Girl: Everyone else.

Frederick, Maryland

Posted on December 27, 2015
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Girls, Guys, Jobs & Careers, Maryland, Questions, Texting

Compliments