Professor: If a man wrongs you, pee on his car.
Washington College
Chestertown, Maryland
Professor: If a man wrongs you, pee on his car.
Washington College
Chestertown, Maryland
50-something woman on bus: ..fishnet stockings, a skirt that barely covered *something,* and a bustier. I looked up, and it was my daughter.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/06/what-party-was-mom-at.html
Overheard by: mehitabel
Guy: The sky is pretty emo.
Eugene, Oregon
Overheard by: nyssa
Guy: I mean, I was bleeding and she just seemed like she wasn't going to do anything, you know?
Girl: Yeah! I would have been like “oh my god, you are bleeding!”
Auburn University
Auburn, Alabama
Overheard by: Emily
Woman: So when are you guys riding?
Man #1: Three weekends from now, or maybe a month…
Woman: Isn't it too cold outside to ride motorcycles?
Man #2: Not if you're drunk!
Downingtown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Crys
Professor: The Swedes. They look at the glaciers, go inside, watch a Bergman film, have a heavy drink, then have some sex in the sauna, but ultimately that is unsatisfying, so they kill themselves.
Oberlin, Ohio
Overheard by: Secret Spy
Coworker to another: If you want, you guys could come over to my house and hang out while I take a shower.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/457922641/you-read-my-mind.html
Overheard by: should I sit in the tub or the toilet
40-something suit to another: I should go see Santa, but I'm a couple decades too late. (pause) And if you go without a kid, they think you're weird or something.
LIRR Train Station
New York
Overheard by: BK
Girl telling friend about dream: So then I was lying on a bed of beef jerky and my dad came up and his armpit hair was all white and fuzzy and that's when I realized I was gonna die.
Park
California
BBW: You wouldn’t want to see me in pretzel-formation.
Skinny man: How would you know?
BBW: I mean it. You really wouldn’t want to see me in pretzel-formation. It’s not very pretty to watch. It gets stuck easily that way.
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Melissa
