I Will Now Pause to Accept Your Abuse

Manly college guy to friends: I just like to dance my way through life.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/471907136/its-working-for-charo.html

Overheard by: a. Lil.

Posted on February 1, 2009
Compare and contrast, Dancing, Default, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Students, Weirdness

Then We Watched Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Her: Clown porn, clown porn, clown porn. You put that in my head.
Him: How did I put that in your head?
Her: You told me about it.
Him: No, I told you about midget porn.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/porn.html

Overheard by: b! x.

Posted on January 31, 2009
Body parts, Default, Girls, Guys, Overheard in PDX, Porn, Questions, Weirdness

Translation: Dad's Not Leaving Us Much

Woman to friends holding books: I finally told him, “I don't care if your father dies tonight–I am not missing book club!”

Coffee Shop
Kenosha, Wisconsin

Overheard by: a coffee gal

Posted on January 31, 2009
Books, Death & dying, Default, Family ties, Restaurants, Wisconsin, Women

That's What You Said About Gossip Girl

Drunk episcopal priest in wine cellar: Yes! Yes! Science fiction is like religion, only backwards!

Penn Yan, New York

Overheard by: Liz

Posted on January 31, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, New York, Religion, Religious fanatics, Weirdness

Nature's Pretty Gay When You Come Right Down to It

Disappointed man to child on shoulders: Cranes aren't that great.

Woodland Park Zoo
Seattle, Washington

Posted on January 30, 2009
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Guys, Kids, Tourist attractions, Washington

…No, Seriously, Check Out This Rash.

Four-year-old boy holding 20-something girl's hand: I've got jungle fever! I've got jungle fever!

Jungle Cruise Line
Walt Disney World, Florida

Posted on January 30, 2009
Default, Florida, Girls, Guys, Kids, Race, Relationships

Even If I Am 87% Synthetic

Overly dramatic English teacher: You will have the face you deserve when you are eighty. I will be beautiful.

AC Flora High School
Columbia, South Carolina

Posted on January 29, 2009
Age and ageing, Body parts, Compliments, Default, School [Elem., Middle, & High], South Carolina, Teachers

Your Editors Have a Soft Spot for Girls Who Say “Suitors”

Slutty looking girl: I want to send a bulletin to all my male suitors: “you will not be getting into my pants by texting me and asking me to give you a back massage. The bum who told me god did a beautiful job making my legs this morning had a better chance.”

Ogilvie Train Station
Chicago, Illinois