Sometimes My Sphincter Needs a Cheerleader

Construction worker #1: The only time I know you're not talking is when you're smoking or pooping.
Construction worker #2: How do you know I'm not talking when I'm pooping?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/371364146/sometimes-you-have-to-talk-yourself-through-it.html

Overheard by: heard you in the porta-potty

Posted on October 6, 2008
Compare and contrast, Construction workers, Coworkers, Default, Overheard in Minneapolis, Poop, Questions, Time Management, Weirdness

For Every World-Class Canadian Beer, There Are Hundreds of Failures

Dude #1: I think there's piss in my mouth…
Dude #2: Yeah man, that's piss-mouth, it happens.

Pemberton, BC
Canadia

Overheard by: Ben

Posted on October 6, 2008
Canadia, Default, Guys, Pee, Sensory experiences, Weirdness, Words

It's More of a Sashay, Really

Older woman to middle aged man walking a dog: Is that how all dogs walk?
Middle aged man: That's how *this* dog walks.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/362494228/other-dogs-walk-like-that.html

Overheard by: have you never seen a dog walk before?

Posted on October 6, 2008
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Old folks, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Women

Or in the Fantasy That Runs on a Loop in My Head?

Guy asking survey questions to people: So, where are you from again?
Really high guy: Do you mean in real life?

Dorm Lobby
Wyoming

Posted on October 6, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Druggies, Guys, Questions, USA, Weirdness, Words

Where an Ancient Tribe Had Scrawled Its Secrets on the Stall Wall

Teacher: You know, when I was your age we didn't have classes like this. If you wanted to learn about personal finance, you got a job. If you wanted to learn about sex, you went to the bathroom.

Rock Bridge High School
Columbia, Missouri

Posted on October 5, 2008
Advice, Age and ageing, Default, Education, Masturbation, Memory lane, Missouri, Money, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Teachers

Bratz Has Everyone Confused

Lady to greeter: Do you have any children's CDs…like for real children?
Greeter: (bewildered look)

Greenville, South Carolina

Posted on October 5, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Music, Offers and requests, Questions, South Carolina, Women, Words

Not the Worst Thing He Could Mean by “The Whacker”

Sunday school teacher (showing picture of Good Shepherd): Who can tell me who this is?
Kid: That's Jesus with the whacker!
Teacher (puzzled): You mean he takes the sheep out for a walk?
Kid (pointing to the shepherd's crook): No, when one of the sheep tries to get away from Jesus, he whacks them with it so they won't go!

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