…Period.

Girl to friend: All you have to do is say something about menstruation and every man within earshot becomes uncomfortable.

Michigan State University

Posted on December 21, 2020
Etiquette, Girls, Michigan, Relationships, Sexuality

So I Just Raised One Eybrow and Smiled at Her

Guy on cell: And I wanted to say, essentially, “Bitch, my office manages eight billion a year, so shut the fuck up”–but in the refined and enlightened way one would say such a thing in the country club dining room.

Santa Rosa, California

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Posted on December 7, 2020
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Etiquette, Guys, Insults, Money, On the phone

That Doesn't Involve My Grandma

Loud girl: Listen to me! I saw that hairy vagina! It was right in front of my face!
Loud guy: Can we please engage in a different conversation?

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on November 11, 2020
Default, Etiquette, Girls, Guys, Hair, Pennsylvania, Questions

…Animal Cracker Coming Up

Kid: (burps loudly)
Mom: What was that?
Kid: I think it was a lion.

Little Leage Game
Ft. Worth, Texas

Overheard by: DeeDon

Posted on November 5, 2020
Animals, Default, Etiquette, Kids, Moms, Texas

You're the Worst Thesis Advisor Ever

Girl walking through campus: I can't believe you, I'm sitting in my living room in nothing but a towel, with mascara streaming down my face and you don't even care!

George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia

Overheard by: You sit on a throne of lies

Posted on September 28, 2020
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Etiquette, Girls, Gripes, Students, Virginia

Weren't We Fencing?

30-something male drunk: You're not my mother!
20-something female drunk: I'm not your mother. I'm just telling you that it's not okay to grunt and lunge at people.

Pacifica, California

Overheard by: Slightly