That Doesn't Involve My Grandma

Loud girl: Listen to me! I saw that hairy vagina! It was right in front of my face!
Loud guy: Can we please engage in a different conversation?

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on November 11, 2020
Default, Etiquette, Girls, Guys, Hair, Pennsylvania, Questions

…Animal Cracker Coming Up

Kid: (burps loudly)
Mom: What was that?
Kid: I think it was a lion.

Little Leage Game
Ft. Worth, Texas

Overheard by: DeeDon

Posted on November 5, 2020
Animals, Default, Etiquette, Kids, Moms, Texas

You're the Worst Thesis Advisor Ever

Girl walking through campus: I can't believe you, I'm sitting in my living room in nothing but a towel, with mascara streaming down my face and you don't even care!

George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia

Overheard by: You sit on a throne of lies

Posted on September 28, 2020
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Etiquette, Girls, Gripes, Students, Virginia

Weren't We Fencing?

30-something male drunk: You're not my mother!
20-something female drunk: I'm not your mother. I'm just telling you that it's not okay to grunt and lunge at people.

Pacifica, California

Overheard by: Slightly

Posted on August 29, 2020
Advice, California, Default, Drunks, Etiquette, Family ties, Girls, Guys

Drugging Miss Daisy

Old white lady, leaving table with a flourish: Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to the bathroom to shoot up.

Lemongrass
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Loves Her Some Thai Food

Posted on July 14, 2020
Age and ageing, Compare and contrast, Drugs, Etiquette, Ladies who lunch, Maryland, Restaurants, Weirdness, Wishes, Words

A+

Male art student in response to female art student’s sculpture: It’s really kind of mortifyingly vaginal.

Allegheny College
Meadville Pennsylvania

Posted on May 3, 2020
Class, Compare and contrast, Etiquette, Euphemisms, Feelings, Guys, Hipsters, Pennsylvania, Students, Vagina, Words

But Take This Cream, to Be on the Safe Side

Girl: Hey, Lamar!
Guy: Oh, hey!
Girl: How you been? You been sick?
Guy: Nah… healthy.
Girl: Oh… see ya!

Bowling Green State University
Bowling Green, Ohio

Overheard by: Alex

Posted on April 27, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Default, Etiquette, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Ohio, Questions

Hey, You Try to Negotiate the Aisles While Applying Eyeliner

Female flight attendant (managing to bump beverage cart into a seat): Whoops, sorry! Woman driver!

Flight over Honolulu, Hawaii

Overheard by: Gaby Young

Posted on March 16, 2020
Default, Etiquette, Flight attendants, Gender issues, Hawaii, Women

They Are Currently in Place

Well-dressed man to female companion, in crowded tasting room: Did you remember the dildo?
Elegant lady companion: Yes, I brought both of them.

Napa Valley wine Auction
St. Helena, California

Posted on March 10, 2020
California, Couples, Default, Etiquette, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Relationships, Suits, Toys, Women

But the Make-a-Wish People Laughed at Me

Drunk guy to two girls: No, really! My ultimate fantasy is to have sex with a ridiculously hot girl while you two are on the futon eating cheetos!

Aburn University
Auburn, Alabama

Posted on February 1, 2020
Alabama, Beauty, Colleges & Universities, Creepsters, Default, Drunks, Etiquette, Food, Girls, Guys, Sex, Sexuality, Weirdness, Wishes

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