The Chemical Element?

Drunk man to another: If I had a nose like fluorine I wouldn't be wishing anyone a merry Christmas.

Bar
Edinburgh
Scotland

Overheard by: Jesse Green

Posted on June 17, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Guys, Holidays, Scotland, Wishes

And Then Other Times I Vomit

Drunk guy walking past mirror: Man, sometimes I see myself, and I make myself horny.

Hanover College
Hanover, Indiana

Overheard by: Whitney

Posted on June 17, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Guys, Indiana, Sex, Weirdness

See How Their Little Ice Caps Are Melting?

Guy wearing Stanford shirt: Hey, look! Manatees!
Friend: Those are polar bears.

San Diego Zoo, California

Overheard by: Dayum

Posted on June 17, 2009
Animals, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Guys, Offers and requests

It's Rare to Find a Young Man Who Thinks That Far Ahead

Five-year-old boy: Hey, I got an idea! Let's get naked!
Visiting adult friend: Yeah? And then what?
Five-year-old boy: We'll sit in the street!

Mason, Ohio

Overheard by: Rachel

Posted on June 16, 2009
Clothes, Default, Friends, Guys, Kids, Ohio, Questions

All My Children Waits for No Man

Man in stall on cell: Hey! It's me, do you want to talk dirty? (pause) Oh, okay. I'll let you watch your show.

Coral Springs, Florida

Posted on June 15, 2009
Default, Florida, Guys, Pop culture, Questions, Sex

I Just Thought It Would Be a Lot Bigger, Is All.

Little girl in stall with dad: You're silly! This is silly!
Dad, peeing: Nothing is silly in here.
Girl: That's silly. This is silly. Stop.

Men's Bathroom
Hendersonville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Tanner

Posted on June 14, 2009
Compare and contrast, Dads, Default, Girls, Guys, Kids, Offers and requests, Restroom, Tennessee, Words

But Now I Understand Why Your Pants Are Always Wet

Tall balding guy: You know how you can eat so much and be so full that when you take a piss you can't even see your dick?
Friend: No.

Greenville, South Carolina

Overheard by: could not stop laughing

Posted on June 14, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Friends, Guys, Pee, Penis, Questions, South Carolina

Every Now and Then, My Inner Cracker Pops Up and Says Stupid Shit

Black girl in car: God, I wish I was black so I could say things like that.
White girl in car: But wait…you are black.
Black girl in car: I can't believe I just said that!

Detroit, Michigan

Posted on June 13, 2009
Black people, Default, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Race, Religion, Weather, Whiteys, Wishes

That Bitch Is Sweet!

New Jersey guy #1: Dude, I bet Mother Teresa's pussy was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
New Jersey guy #2: Is that the bitch from the maple syrup bottle?

New Jersey

Overheard by: Cougar Bear

Posted on June 13, 2009
Christianity, Default, Food, Guys, New Jersey, Questions, Vagina

Translation: I Had Lots Of Sex

Guy: So how are you? How was your trip?
Girl: It was sooooo much fun!
Guy: Really? What did you do?
Girl: Oh, I don't know. Nothing really.

Millennium Park
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on June 12, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Illinois, Questions, Weirdness

Guys