I Read It in This Travel Brochure

Girl: All you Boston niggaz suck, ya'll pussies be leaving the party at two.
Guy: Cause niggaz get shot at three.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Sam

Posted on July 10, 2009
Girls, Guys, Insults, Massachusetts, Murder, Time Management

If I Wanted to Read Subtitles I'd Get a Book!

Daughter at video store: What about this one, mom?
Mom: You pick crap! I'm getting you an animated movie!

Rodanthe, North Carolina

Posted on June 23, 2009
Family, Family ties, Insults, Moms, Movies, North Carolina, Parenting, Questions

So This Better Be at Least Three Karats.

(drunk boy pulls out diamond ring and offers it to drunk girl)
Drunk girl: Fuck you, Tim! You fell asleep at dinner!

London
England

Overheard by: Tequila Sally

Posted on June 22, 2009
Couples, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, England, Gifts, Insults

It's Currently Banging Your Reasoning and Your Foresight

Guy: My imagination went to college and found new horizons. Your imagination has always been a whore!

Los Angeles, California

Posted on June 8, 2009
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Guys, Insults

With a Little Cinnamon and Some Splenda. What?

Nursing student #1, about absent classmate: If she'd have kept her fucking mouth shut and not been a motherfucking snitch we wouldn't be in this mess!
Nursing student #2: Why'd she snitch on us?
Nursing student #1: I don't know, but she think she the best thing since apple sauce!
(long pause)
Nursing student #1: I really like applesauce!

Marian College
Indianapolis, Indiana

Posted on May 12, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Indiana, Insults, Mouth, Nurses, Questions, Students

“Cake Box” May Be the Best Speaker Label We've Had on This Site

American guy carrying cake box: And the 911 operator just hears “you fucking whore!” and the line goes dead. Seven hours later, the cops show up.
Incredulous Asian girl: And they were all dead?
American guy: Oh yeah, all of 'em were dead. That's why you're much better off being middle class in this country, health-wise.

London
England

Overheard by: Jai

Posted on April 4, 2009
Asians, Death & dying, Default, England, Girls, Guys, Insults, Questions

And Lip Rings Are Less Work Than Babies

Customer to cashier with lip rings: Okay, two questions. One, did that hurt?
Cashier: Um, not as much as I thought it would.
Customer: Second question, why did you do that?!
Cashier, speechless: Uhm…honestly…
Friend of customer: Ah, hell man, because she likes it. Shit!

Music Store
Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: I've got metal in my face too…

Posted on March 18, 2009
Colorado, Customers, Default, Employees, Fashion, Friends, Insults, Questions, Stores

Just Don't Expect It to Say Your Name

English professor: Make that language your bitch.

Ursinus College
Pennsylvania

Posted on March 16, 2009
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Insults, Pennsylvania, Teachers, Words

Exactly What Jesus Said in the New Testament Director's Cut

Girl praying at roadside cemetery to boys whistling and yelling out of car window: For fucks sake! I'm trying to fucking pray here you motherfuckers!” (returns to praying).

Sandgate Cemetery
Newcastle
Australia

Posted on March 1, 2009
Australia, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Insults, Religion

That's What My Shrink Said!

Girl: I feel like, you know, I'm, like, going out with a different guy almost every single night. You know?
Guy: Well, I think that's because you're a whore.

University of Pennsylvania

Overheard by: oh well, okay

Posted on February 27, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Insults, Pennsylvania, Questions, Words

Insults