No, That’s Your Dollar — You Just Keep It

Mom changing toddler’s diaper: Honey, it appears that you have glitter on your penis.

Mount Vernon, New York

Overheard by: Deek

Posted on June 4, 2015
Moms, New York, Penis

If You Don’t Believe It, Google “Self-Suck”

Guy: … So I was like, ‘Dude, just this time, you’re not allowed to suck your own dick,’ and he says,’Dude, I totally won’t.’ So I say to him, ‘Man, you’re doing it right now.’

University of British Columbia
Vancouver, British Columbia
Canadia

Posted on June 3, 2015
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Comebacks, Default, Gripes, Guys, Penis, Sex

16 and NOT Pregnant Is Rather a Snoozefest

High school girl: I've gone to second base with a guy, but have done pretty much everything with a girl. Because penises are scary.

Forest of Fear
Tuxedo, New York

Overheard by: Kaitlen

Posted on June 1, 2015
Fears, Foreplay, New York, Penis, Teens

Like Sand on the Beach, So Are the Balls Of Our Lives

Gay #1: One guy likes to have his junk stepped on, but no punches in them.
Gay #2: Ow!
Gay #1: I don't like balls in my toes, though.
Gay #2: Just think of it as sand on a beach!

Starbucks
Somerville, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Scott

Posted on December 7, 2014
Balls, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Gays, Massachusetts, Penis, Restaurants

In This Month's Cosmo: “How to Get Guys to Watch Chick Flicks”

Girl: Yeah, but he has a really nice penis. I like to play with it while we watch movies.

overheardattcnj.blogspot.com

Overheard by: Overheard at TCNJ

Posted on December 4, 2014
Beauty, Compliments, Default, Girls, Movies, Other sites, Penis, Time Management

Just Don’t Begin the Conversations with “I’m Naked and Wet”

Woman on cell: I just asked how’s he doing and he actually told me that he’s getting hard just talking to me. [Pause.] Well, what do you think I would say? “Oh ,that’s nice”!? Hell no! I said: “Oh crap! Sorry, I have another call, gotta go”. Yeah, that was definitely odd. Remind me never to be nice and try calling my exes again.

Florida

Posted on November 30, 2014
Compare and contrast, Etiquette, Feelings, Florida, Offers and requests, On the phone, Penis, Relationships, Sexuality, Women

The Role Of the Town Crier Has Become Distorted Over the Years

Pubescent boy screaming at elderly passerby: Fuck you! Fuck you! You, right there! Fuck you! (aside) Man, I gotta write an email. (screaming again) Your mother has a dick!

Eastchester, New York

Posted on November 29, 2014
Default, E-mail, Family ties, Guys, Insults, New York, Penis, Teens, Weirdness

Why Cashmere Condoms Are So Popular

Bearded dude: Yeah… I care a lot more about my penis than I do my friends.
Not quite as bearded dude: Oh, totally.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/270406952/you-know-what-they-say-about-loving-yourself.html

Overheard by: wondering if that is selfish, or self preservation…

Posted on November 28, 2014
Compare and contrast, Creepsters, Default, Feelings, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Penis, Weirdness

If They’ve Been Naughty, Santa Brings Them Small Penises.

Female college student: Do boys still really have cooties at thirteen?
Male college student: Nope. That’s when they get penises.

Tempe, Arizona

Overheard by: Meghan

Posted on November 14, 2014
Age and ageing, Arizona, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Penis, Sexuality, Students, Yeahhh, college!

Dude, That Was Me!

Man: Did I ever tell you about the time that a tick got stuck under the foreskin of my friend’s penis?

Port-A-Potty
http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/02/tick-talk.html

Posted on June 6, 2014
Friends, Gossip, Penis, Weirdos of Winnipeg