Choking to Death on Carbon Emissions Is a Masculine Rite Of Passage

Guy #1: Are you going to get a Prius?
Guy #2: Nah, I want a car with balls, not an environmentally friendly vagina.

Sunnyvale, California

Overheard by: GameCat

Posted on April 11, 2009
Balls, California, Default, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Technology, Vagina

And Then People Will Comprehendify You.

Husband: Yeah, I think that's because of the…the…
Wife: The what? Spit it out!
Husband: I know, I've been having so much trouble lately coming up with the appropriate word for what I'm trying to say.
Wife: Yeah, that's your problem. You just need to be able to think of what you need to say in advance so you can articulize it.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: King Dubby

Posted on April 11, 2009
Canadia, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Words

…or at Least It

Girl, discussing the penis of Jon from Watchmen: I mean, I heard from someone that they actually made it smaller, so guys wouldn't feel embarrassed when they saw it on screen.
TA: Actually, they enhanced it.
Girl: What? Damn it, I wanted to marry him…

Whittier College
Whittier, California

Overheard by: Sam. the blind

Posted on April 11, 2009
California, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Penis, Questions, Relationships, Students, Weirdness

I'll Wear the Inevitable Gonorrhea with Pride

Plain girl: He's in a band and he lives in New York. What else is there to talk about?

Farmers Market
Los Angeles, California

Posted on April 10, 2009
California, Default, Geography, Girls, Gossip, Questions, Stores

…Come Help Me Pick Out a Thong.

Mother to three-year-old son: What are you doing? Come here, stop looking at the bras!
Son: (mumbles something unintelligible)
Mother: Yes, I know they're beautiful…but they're not for you!

Target
Delran, New Jersey

Overheard by: Amused Employee

Posted on April 10, 2009
Beauty, Clothes, Default, Kids, Moms, New Jersey, Questions, Stores, Women

This Is Your Brain on Subway Conducting…

Subway conductor, as train lights go out: Ladies and gentlemen, we are currently experiencing a delay because some yahoo cut the power lines walking at track level at St. George station. (ominously) Do you know where your children are?

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Jtf

Posted on April 10, 2009
Canadia, Default, Employees, Family ties, Guys, Kids, Public transportation, Questions

Well I Got Into the Sorority, Didn't I?

Girl to another standing outside business office: So did you smack her titties?

College Building
Wisconsin

Posted on April 6, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Nipples, Questions, Weirdness, Wisconsin

Ben Franklin Was a Tough Kid to Raise

Little boy at ice cream parlor: Uh…can I have um, little gummy bears?
Impatient dad: Oh, that's great. You invented something the store doesn't have.

Westchester, New York

Overheard by: Griffin

Posted on April 6, 2009
Candy, Dads, Default, Guys, Kids, New York, Offers and requests, Questions, Stores

Alice, I Think We Should See Other People for a While

Woman #1: He looks like Leonardo DiCaprio.
Woman #2: Niiiice. Wait, hot Leonardo from The Departed or crazy Leonardo from The Aviator?
Woman #1: Uhhh.
Woman #2: Or the mental kid from Gilbert Grape? Or Leonardo from Titanic? Ha, this is fun!
Woman #1: Actually, he looks more like Matt Damon.

Auckland
New Zealand

Posted on April 5, 2009
About celebrities, Compare and contrast, Default, Movies, New Zealand, Questions, Women

This Will Easier to Explain with a Cone and Two Scoops

Nanny to five-year-old: Look, Stephen, there's a kitty!
Stephen, petting cat: Since boys have short hair and girls have long hair, then this kitty is a boy.
Nanny: Maybe not. Boys can have long hair and girls can have short hair too.
Stephen: Then how do you tell if it's a girl or a boy?
Nanny: How 'bout some ice cream?

Washington, DC

Posted on April 5, 2009
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Food, Girls, Guys, Hair, Kids, Questions, Washington, DC

Questions