To Re-Apply My Black Lipstick, Silly!

Goth/punk chick smoking a cigarette: Oh shit, you know what I forgot?
Goth/punk guy: That you're killing your unborn baby?

Huron & First
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: Melanie

Posted on December 7, 2008
Death & dying, Default, Girls, Goths, Guys, Maladies, Michigan, Pregnancy, Punks, Questions, Smokers, Smoking

…Rainy Days, and Men Who Aren't Afraid to Cuddle.

Girl in red: I was telling my husband about you.
Guy in jeans: What were you telling him?
Girl in red: That you liked power bottoms.

Las Vegas, Nevada

Posted on December 6, 2008
Backdoor, Default, Girls, Guys, Nevada, Queers, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality

After Every Lube and Oil Change

Girl #1: I have to go take my car in because I got rear-ended yesterday.
Girl #2: (groans)
Girl #1: You know all about getting rear-ended, don't you, Christine?!
Girl #2: I get rear-ended all the time!

Holland, Michigan

Overheard by: john

Posted on December 4, 2008
Backdoor, Default, Girls, Michigan, Questions, Words

A Lot of Those Babies Are Really Wrinkly

Guy: Dude, it's not like you can get Botox while you're breastfeeding.
Girl: Why not?

Zeitgeist Bar
San Francisco, California

Posted on December 3, 2008
Bars & Clubs, Default, Girls, Guys, Kids, Parenting, Questions, San Francisco, Stupidity

Um, I'm from Kansas

Professor: So how many inches do you think are in a foot?
Student: Oh I'd say about 100.
Professor (speaking to class): I love picking on the foreign kids on the first day of class.

Normal, Illinois

Overheard by: AJ

Posted on December 3, 2008
Default, Education, Illinois, Questions, Students, Stupidity, Teachers, Weirdness

Like High Explosive, Ignorance Has a Shockwave

Blond cocktail waitress, looking at a t-shirt of George Bush and his dad with Dumb and Dumber under photos: Who is that?
Chef: Excuse me! Are you serious?
Blond cocktail waitress (a few seconds later, with dumbfounded look): Ooooooh! Is that our President? Then who is that? (pointing to the photo of Bush Sr)
Chef (grabbing head in agony): Owww!

Lulu's Restaurant
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Ben

Posted on December 2, 2008
Coworkers, Default, Employees, Girls, Guys, Idiots, Indiana, Politics, Questions, Restaurants, Stupidity

…to Consider, When Purchasing Tropical Fish.

Professor: Do I want to be intimate? That's the important thing.

Arizona State University

Overheard by: Mallory

Posted on December 1, 2008
Arizona, Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Questions, Teachers

But Let's Hurry or I'll Be Late for Botox

Mum: Do you want some McDonald's for lunch?
Seven-year-old girl: Ew, no, I'd rather die, I'll just have a latte, I think I'm getting a migraine.

Wahroonga Station
Sydney
Australia

Posted on December 1, 2008
Australia, Default, Food, Girls, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Questions, Weirdness

And You Said I Could Have Whatever I Wanted for My Bar Mitzvah

Teenage boy to father: I've been talking to a Thai lady on the internet and, I'll bring her to New Zealand for only $50,000!
Father: Is she genuine?
Teenage boy: Genuine Thai lady-boy!

Auckland
New Zealand

Overheard by: Tessa

Posted on November 30, 2008
Dads, Default, Gender issues, Geography, Guys, Internet, Money, New Zealand, Offers and requests, Questions, Sexuality, Teens, Weirdness

His Farts Are Delicately Scented With Botanicals

Guy to girl: So you heard about Dave, right? His girlfriend broke up with him last night. He got completely wasted and tried to kill himself by drinking a bottle of shampoo.
Girl: Oh my god! Is he okay?
Guy: Yeah, turns out you cant kill yourself by drinking shampoo. We're calling him “bubbles” now. He'll never live this down.

Lockport, New York

Overheard by: evan

Posted on November 30, 2008
Default, Girls, Guys, Murder, Names, New York, Questions, Relationships, Stupidity

Questions