They Usually Have Pretty Cool Stereo Equipment

Customer: My therapist wants me to start thinking of men as friends. Seriously though, if you can’t fuck’em, what’s the point?

Espresso Drive Thru
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: The Barista Who Loves Her Job

Posted on November 18, 2017
Advice, Creepsters, Customers, Default, Gender issues, Guys, Mental illnesses, Questions, Restaurants, Sexuality, Washington

Sigh. For the Last Time, I Could Never Date a Top.

Mom, to little kid: Is she your girlfriend?
Little kid: (shakes head emphatically)
Mom: Oh! I don't mean like that, I mean “friend that's a girl.” I know Jenny is your girlfriend.
Little kid: Yeah!
Mom: And who's your boyfriend?
Little kid: I don't have a boyfriend.
Mom: But I thought Robert was your boyfriend!

Kennedy Space Center
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Isn't he a little young…?

Posted on November 4, 2017
Florida, Kids, Moms, Parenting, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality

Pickings Seem to Be Slim in Iowa

College girl #1: So I met up with Jeremy last night.
College girl #2: Ah, the one with the small penis. Wait… No, Adam has the small dick. Jeremy’s the bad kisser, right?
College girl #1: To be fair, they’re both bad kissers. But yeah, Adam’s the one with the small dick.

Coffee shop
Iowa City, Iowa

Posted on October 13, 2017
Bars & Clubs, Bimbettes, Chicks, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Gossip, Iowa, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Penis, Sexuality, Students

Calls Himself a “Demosexual”

Woman #1: The Democrats were bound to lose the House majority, though… Oh, did you hear about David?
Woman #2: What about him?
Woman #1: Well, he recently came out.
Woman #2: Oh my god! As a Democrat?

University of North Texas

Posted on October 2, 2017
Politics, Questions, Sexuality, Texas, Women, Words

And You Often Get Out Of Limos with No Underwear on

Guy #1: I think you'd make a great Paris Hilton.
Guy #2: I do have a very womanly figure.
Guy #1: And you're a whore.

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on September 22, 2017
About celebrities, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Guys, Illinois, Sexuality

There’ll Be No Puss in Boots

Woman, speaking up to friends: My cat is gay, and I’m okay with that… I tell the groomer he wants the pink bow, not the plaid one.

Restaurant
Columbia, South Carolina

Posted on September 1, 2017
Animals, Ladies who lunch, Sexuality, South Carolina

Well I Love the Netting.

Woman to son: That's the dress Larry Bird Johnson wore to the inauguration.

First Ladies Exhibit, Smithsonian
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Dave White

Posted on August 28, 2017
About celebrities, Clothing, Kids, Moms, Sexuality, Stupidity, Washington, DC

It's the STD for the New Century

Guy #1: What? Barely legal girls are hot.
Guy #2: Barely lethal?
Guy #1: What?
Guy #2: What?

Univeristy of Florida
Gainesville, Florida

Posted on May 18, 2017
Age and ageing, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Florida, Guys, Questions, Sexuality, Words

I'm Starting to Regret Playing the Trumpet

High CVS employee: Yeah, we went to museums and shit. Took pictures with naked men… and naked women. I mean, that's what you do when you're in chorus.

Garwood, New Jersey

Posted on May 1, 2017
Employees, Memory lane, New Jersey, Sexuality

What Have Mom and Dad Been Telling You, Anyway?

Girl, watching painting: That's a girl, she's got those things. (points to nipples)
Boy: It's a boy! Grown-up boys have those, too. I've seen them.
Girl: It's a girl!
Boy: No, boys have them too; they just don't do as much. The girls' milk, the boys' don't.

Art Gallery
Portland, Oregon

Posted on April 24, 2017
Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Nipples, Oregon, Sexuality, Stupidity

Sexuality