Calls Himself a “Demosexual”

Woman #1: The Democrats were bound to lose the House majority, though… Oh, did you hear about David?
Woman #2: What about him?
Woman #1: Well, he recently came out.
Woman #2: Oh my god! As a Democrat?

University of North Texas

Posted on October 2, 2017
Politics, Questions, Sexuality, Texas, Women, Words

And You Often Get Out Of Limos with No Underwear on

Guy #1: I think you'd make a great Paris Hilton.
Guy #2: I do have a very womanly figure.
Guy #1: And you're a whore.

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on September 22, 2017
About celebrities, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Guys, Illinois, Sexuality

There’ll Be No Puss in Boots

Woman, speaking up to friends: My cat is gay, and I’m okay with that… I tell the groomer he wants the pink bow, not the plaid one.

Restaurant
Columbia, South Carolina

Posted on September 1, 2017
Animals, Ladies who lunch, Sexuality, South Carolina

Well I Love the Netting.

Woman to son: That's the dress Larry Bird Johnson wore to the inauguration.

First Ladies Exhibit, Smithsonian
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Dave White

Posted on August 28, 2017
About celebrities, Clothing, Kids, Moms, Sexuality, Stupidity, Washington, DC

It's the STD for the New Century

Guy #1: What? Barely legal girls are hot.
Guy #2: Barely lethal?
Guy #1: What?
Guy #2: What?

Univeristy of Florida
Gainesville, Florida

Posted on May 18, 2017
Age and ageing, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Florida, Guys, Questions, Sexuality, Words

I'm Starting to Regret Playing the Trumpet

High CVS employee: Yeah, we went to museums and shit. Took pictures with naked men… and naked women. I mean, that's what you do when you're in chorus.

Garwood, New Jersey

Posted on May 1, 2017
Employees, Memory lane, New Jersey, Sexuality

What Have Mom and Dad Been Telling You, Anyway?

Girl, watching painting: That's a girl, she's got those things. (points to nipples)
Boy: It's a boy! Grown-up boys have those, too. I've seen them.
Girl: It's a girl!
Boy: No, boys have them too; they just don't do as much. The girls' milk, the boys' don't.

Art Gallery
Portland, Oregon

Posted on April 24, 2017
Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Nipples, Oregon, Sexuality, Stupidity

I Appreciate Your Candor

Teenage thug to passing woman: Hey yo baby! I ain’t gonna lie, I got a big dick!

Hollywood and Highland
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Has that ever worked?

Posted on March 3, 2017
Bragging, California, Compliments, Etiquette, Offers and requests, Penis, Pride, Sexuality, Teens, Thugs, Words

…Unlike Your Tasseled Loafers.

Hobo: You ever model?
Cute Asian guy: Uh, no.
Hobo: You should think about it. You have nice cheekbones. But definitely go with an agency.
Cute Asian guy: Okay. (awkward pause)
Hobo: By the way, this is man-to-man. This isn't no gay shit!

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on February 20, 2017
Asians, Body parts, Compliments, Guys, Hobos, Illinois, Jobs & Careers, Sexuality

With a Cool Aussie Accent, You Can Marry Anybody in the U.S.

Schoolboy #1: I hear there's this law in America where if you're a guy you can marry your brother.
Schoolboy #2: That's wrong.
Schoolboy #1: Even if you're a dude!

Adelaide
Australia

Posted on February 8, 2017
Australia, Default, Family ties, Geography, Gossip, Guys, Sexuality, Students

Sexuality