Isn't That an R. Kelly Song?

Girl #1: Oh, I love Law & Order: SVU!
Girl #2: I know! Rape just brings out the best in people!

Richmond, Virginia

Overheard by: 804laura

Posted on August 19, 2010
Girls, TV shows, Violence, Virginia

…On the Internet, I Met Someone Who Was All Three!

Girl #1: You should stop meeting guys off the internet so much. They're creepy.
Girl #2: The internet is the best place to meet people. I met a rapist at a job interview, a pimp at the airport, and a pedophile at church.

Norman, Oklahoma

Posted on August 7, 2010
Bonding, Compare and contrast, Girls, Internet, Jobs & Careers, Oklahoma, Religion, Violence, Weirdness

Wait, Did You Just Say “Cock Clock”?

Guy #1: I hate Dylan*, he's such a cock clock, you should hear what he did.
Guy #2, first loudly then quietly: No, I've got a story for you! (mumbles story really quietly then gets loud again) So, I mean, it wasn't rape, she totally wanted it, she just happened to fall asleep in the middle.
Guy #1: I don't think this conversation is really appropriate at Burger King, there's kids around.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Brit-ta-nee

Posted on August 4, 2010
Gossip, Gripes, Guys, Kids, San Francisco, Sex, Violence, Wishes

When Disney Movies Go Too Far

Tall girl: I find fault with your explanation of how penguins get the machete upgrade.

Hamden, Connecticut

Overheard by: Soy Bomb

Posted on July 31, 2010
Birds, Connecticut, Girls, Violence, Weirdness

I'm the NRA and I Vote

Midwestern guy to friend: So, I'm out shootin' in my yard and I saw this pipe stickin' out the ground! So I shoot it. Now, the minute I shoot I know I shouldn't have done that. So the damn pipe explodes!

Flight over Utah

Posted on July 22, 2010
Friends, Guys, Plane, Utah, Violence, Weirdness

…With a Three-Valium Chaser?

Posh-sounding, punk-looking 20-year-old girl on cell: You want to kill yourself? Oh. Have you tried having a having cup of tea?

London
England

Overheard by: Richard

Posted on July 16, 2010
Advice, England, Food, On the phone, Punks, Violence, Wishes

…You're in for One Miserable Ride.

Angry girl to group of male friends: You can sleep with my mother, you can kill my father, you can burn down my house, but if you fuck with my bike…

Harvard University
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Veli Velo

Posted on June 24, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Family ties, Friends, Girls, Massachusetts, Murder, Sex, Violence

Nobody Expects a Gay Guy to Carry a Speculum

Gay guy: Give me a sip of your drink!
Girl: No!
Gay guy: Give me a sip or I'll bite your cervix!

Military College
Georgia

Overheard by: Amanda

Posted on June 23, 2010
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Drinking & drunks, Georgia, Girls, Offers and requests, Queers, Threats, Violence

I Can't Believe the Army Rejected Me

Guy #1: Hey, did you ever watch Paris Hilton's sex tape?
Guy #2: Yeah, it wasn't a turn-on though, she's in pain. Man, I couldn't wank to that.
Guy #1: Yeah, it'd be like wanking to a rape video.
Guy #3: I'd wank to that.

Glasgow
Scotland

Posted on June 20, 2010
About celebrities, Guys, Masturbation, Movies, Sex, UK, Violence

The Kind Of Guy Who Takes Women's Studies Classes to Meet Chicks

Women speaking to crowd at rally: We're here to take a stand against violence towards girls and women!
Solo guy in middle of the crowd: Woo! Yeah!

Tucson, Arizona

Overheard by: Can you yell innapropriate?

Posted on June 1, 2010
Arizona, Gender issues, Guys, Politics, Strangers, Violence, Women

Violence