You Never Did That When We Were Together, Either

Young guy on cell: You got a bikini wax?… Really?… How come you never did that when we were together?… Oh, so you’re a woman now?

7-Eleven
Edmonton, Alberta
Canadia

Posted on April 24, 2019
Canadia, Default, Gender issues, Guys, Hair, On the phone, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality, Stores, Weirdness

Chad and Jeremy Break Up

Gay guy #1, walking down the street: Oh, this place is cute. Your parents should stay here when they visit.
Gay guy #2: That's a funeral home.

Market Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Ray

Posted on April 23, 2019
Compliments, Death & dying, Default, Family ties, Guys, Queers, Relationships, San Francisco, Weirdness

Dude, You’re Preaching to the Choir

Student: She thinks she’s so good. She was probably the only soprano in her high school, so she was automatically the best. Or maybe she went to a school for like, people with severe burns. She was the best in the burn victim ward.

Westminster Choir College
Princeton, New Jersey

Overheard by: Gaby Young

Posted on April 21, 2019
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Education, Etiquette, Health & Hygiene, Music, New Jersey, Students, Weirdness

Still, It’s a Violation of the Standard Creepiness Rule for Dating Age Differences

20-something #1: Your boyfriend is 61, right?
20-something #2: My boyfriend is 60. Our father is 61.

Colorado

Posted on April 17, 2019
Age and ageing, Colorado, Compare and contrast, Family ties, Girls, Relationships, Siblings, Weirdness

Rhino Chicks Never Give Me the Time Of Day

Man #1, watching rhino: Damn, it's huge.
Man #2: Lucky bastard.

San Diego Zoo
San Diego, California

Overheard by: Nikki

Posted on April 15, 2019
Animals, California, Compliments, Default, Guys, Tourist attractions, Weirdness

What Happens When Mom Isn't Around to Stop Him

Greasy man, with greasy chick hanging on him: On the walls! Cum all over the windows! Cum cum cum, I loooove to cum!

Harvard Square
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Savannah and Alena

Posted on April 10, 2019
Chicks, Cum, Guys, Massachusetts, Weirdness

As a Special Treat, Some Of the Altar Boys Will Play With Him

Pastor: Next week we have something very exciting! We have an organist coming into Sunday school! He will be demonstrating to us how he uses his organ, so make sure to come because you won't want to miss it!

Church
Alhambra, California

Posted on April 8, 2019
California, Default, Education, Feelings, Guys, Religious fanatics, Weirdness, Words

Why “Family Vacation” Will Always Be an Oxymoron

Toddler to older sister: The pencil! Pencil! Look! (screaming) Looooook!
Teenage sister: That's the Washington Monument.
Toddler: Noooooo! It'll kill us! (sobbing uncontrollably) Kiiiillll! (continues sobbing)

National Mall
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Meaggoo