Why Hippies So Often Make Millions… Oh, Wait

Hippie, addressing group: If you can get you guitar to play music at the same frequency as telepathy, you'll make millions!

Portland, Oregon

Posted on August 12, 2015
Advice, Default, Hippies, Money, Music, Oregon, Weirdness

One More Lifetime Movie Marathon Should Do It, Though

Dining hall boy #1: I haven't gotten my period yet.
Dining hall boy #2: Me neither!

University at Buffalo
Buffalo, New York

Posted on August 12, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, Gender issues, Guys, New York, Sexuality, Weirdness

Always the Elephant in Any Room in a High School

Math teacher: Why is there a baby in the classroom?

Chino, California

Posted on August 12, 2015
California, Default, Kids, Questions, Teachers, Weirdness

I Don't Think You See What I'm Saying.

Philosophy teacher: Nowadays we see faith as blind belief. Is that fair to say?
Blind student: No.
Philosophy teacher: Right, why?
Blind student: I never believe anything blindly.

Santa Ana College
California

Overheard by: Frankie1way

Posted on August 10, 2015
California, Colleges & Universities, Disabled, Education, Health & Hygiene, Philosophy, Religion, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

I Was Like, “Did All That Come Out Of Me?”

Drunk 20-something girl with iPhone to friends: Hey, have a look at my photos of me getting done up the arse last night!

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on August 10, 2015
Backdoor, Bragging, Drunks, England, Girls, Weirdness

You're Supposed to Be Taking a Vacation from It

Canadian friend, after night out: I hope I wasn't being too annoying last night.
American friend: You weren't too bad. Until you started going on about the metric system.

French Quarter
New Orleans, Louisiana

Posted on August 10, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Louisiana, Weirdness, Wishes

As You'd Know If You Ever Watched TV With Me

Two-year-old: Waaaaah!
White trash mom: You want mommy to push your stroller?
Two-year-old: Waaaaah!
White trash dad: You wanna go ten feet under?!
White trash mom: Honey, it's six feet.

Sears
Nashua, New Hampshire

Overheard by: jefe

Posted on August 9, 2015
Compare and contrast, Dads, Death & dying, Default, Kids, Moms, Murder, New Hampshire, Offers and requests, Parenting, Stores, Weirdness

And What If It Took Pictures?

Gay Australian cowboy: I just didn't want his cat seeing me naked.

Calgary
Canadia

Posted on August 9, 2015
Animals, Canadia, Clothes, Foreigners, Queers, Weirdness, Wishes

Says the Girl Who Was Caught Humping a Rhino?

Girl to two bald eagles: I will mate with you and you will like it. We will have hot eagahuman babies and you will like it!
Friend: Sarah, sometimes I swear you should have stayed in special ed longer.

Woodland Park Zoo
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: xhollisterluv1045

Posted on August 8, 2015
Animals, Birthing, Crazies, Education, Friends, Girls, Washington, Weirdness, Wishes

…Boobies Don't Make You Gag??

Gay professor: He's saying, “I like men and women,” and I'm like, “Ew!”

Godfrey, Illinois

Overheard by: M

Posted on August 8, 2015
Illinois, Queers, Sexuality, Teachers, Weirdness

Weirdness