Teenage boy to teenage girl: I wish I could get in the car with lesbians… Wait, no, I don't.
Tinton Falls, New Jersey
Teenage boy to teenage girl: I wish I could get in the car with lesbians… Wait, no, I don't.
Tinton Falls, New Jersey
Little nine-year-old kid with megaphone: You are going to go to hell, you know! The Apocalypse is coming! Are you ready? If you are drinking, you are a bad mother!
Army man #1, standing nearby: Do we have permission to fire?
Army man #2: I wish.
The Kentucky Derby
Overheard by: Kdub-ya
Teary-eyed teen: But I don't wanna work…I wanna go to Istanbul!
Palmer, Alaska
Asian girl: Can I have two penises?
Market Street
San Francisco, California
Guy: If I had a vagina I'd have all kinds of stuff up there. (pause) I'd use it as a shower caddy.
Hoboken, New Jersey
Overheard by: Laura
Student #1: My friend's mom didn't let him watch The Little Mermaid because she was half naked.
Student #2: Yeah, Ariel was such a ho-bag.
Student #1: You know she just wanted those legs so she could spread 'em.
Loma Linda, California
Girl on cell: It's not that I don't want to get wasted. I want to get wasted. I just don't want to get fucked up, you know? So I'm not really sure what to do.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/414278088/look-not-drinking-my-weight-in-tequila-is-not-an-option-ok.html
Overheard by: I have that dilemma often
Girl: I want a squirrel.
Friend: I want a cheeseburger.
UT
Austin, Texas
Frazzled mother: At Michigan State they don't even have parties. They're not going to want you at a party. You are not going to a party. There is no chance.
Hopeful twelve-year-old boy: Oh, there's a chance.
East Lansing, Michigan
Overheard by: Cameron
