She's Canadian.

Hipster girl: Oh, look, there's a movie theata here too!
Hipster guy: Movie “theata”? Wow, you do have an accent… but your sister, she's really got an accent!
Hipster girl: Actually, she has a speech impediment.

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on July 30, 2021
Compare and contrast, Family ties, Health & Hygiene, Hipsters, Language barrier, Massachusetts, Words

Possibly the Apocalypse?

Loud woman to friend: So I said to her, “I gotta go. Linda's avocado is ripe and you know what that means.”

Portland, Maine

Overheard by: Taffy Doublewide

Posted on July 29, 2021
Default, Maine, Sex, Weirdness, Women, Words

Do You Mean It, or Are You Just Using Her for Sex?

Girl on cell: I said “I love you” like three years ago. Why? When was the last time you said it?
[pause]Girl on cell, shocked: Ew! To who, you whorebag?!
[pause]Girl on cell, incredulous: You say “I love you” to your mom?

200 Bus
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: likewhoa

Posted on July 21, 2021
Bus, California, Family ties, Girls, Infidelity, On the phone, Questions, Relationships, Words

And Their Latter-Day Stains

Woman: Shhhh, people are sleeping. Not everybody wants to hear about Mormon underpants.

Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on July 21, 2021
Clothes, Default, Illinois, Offers and requests, Religion, Women, Words

Fowl Behavior?

Woman: So, I want a small frozen turkey.
Meat guy: Okay, just right over here.
Woman: Ewww… What's wrong with this one?
Meat guy: Sorry?
Woman: Well, is something missing?
Meat guy: Um… No.
Woman: Well, what is this “grain fed” business??
Meat guy: Oh, that means it's fed with grains.
Woman: Oh! (picks up turkey and leaves)

Grocery Store
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Matt C

Posted on June 26, 2021
Canadia, Customers, Default, Employees, Food, Offers and requests, Questions, Stores, Stupidity, Women, Words

And Then I'll Have My Master's in Evacuation.

Guy on cell, after an exam: It was like the big turd finally dropped, now all I have to worry about are little turds.

Louisiana State University

Overheard by: glad she went to class

Posted on June 25, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Louisiana, Poop, Weirdness, Words

If You Require Further Explanation, You Definitely Need to Attend.

Hot chick: I’m having a fantasia party; I made it a facebook event: Are you going to come?
Clueless girl: Whats a fantasia party?
Hot chick: Its for like chicks only, you hang out, drink and buy naughty stuff.
Clueless girl: I don’t get it?
Hot chick: What’s there to get? You come to my place, get drunk and buy sexy, naughty things?
Clueless girl: I still don’t get it.
Hot chick: Holy fuck! Its like a Tupperware party -only with dildos!

Ottawa
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Make Mine 9 Inches!

Posted on June 21, 2021
Canadia, Chicks, Default, Drinking & drunks, Friends, Girls, Internet, Leisure, Shopping, Toys, Words

Nicely, Before I Get Out the Acid-Filled Squirt Gun.

Dry lecturer to class: Given the grades you got in the test, you should really be listening to what I'm saying. (pause) That's rather bitchy, isn't it? It's my way of saying: “shut the whatever up.”

University of Auckland
New Zealand