Remember When I Did That at My Son's Bar Mitzvah?

Woman, urinating and talking to friend in next stall: I was holding my piss in for so long, my Kegel muscles could choke a chicken!

Memorial Hall
Monson, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on November 24, 2015
Birds, Body parts, Default, Massachusetts, Names, Pee, Women

Check Behind the Mexican Dentures and Under the Namibian Eyelids

Guy #1: The directions are on a green piece of paper.(fumbles around in car)
Guy #2: What the hell is this?
Guy #1: Oh shit. Long story. It's a Portugese kid's back hair.

www.overheardatyale.com

Overheard by: overheardatyale

Posted on November 12, 2015
Body parts, Default, Guys, Hair, Kids, Overheard at Yale, Questions, Weirdness

NewsFlash: Cultural References from 1998 Finally Reach Missouri

Flight attendant: Fasten your seatbelt low and tight around your waist, like Britney Spears' pants.

Airplane
St. Louis, Missouri

Posted on October 26, 2015
About celebrities, Advice, Airports & flights, Body parts, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Flight attendants, Missouri, Offers and requests

At Least I'll Make Some Money Off the Video

Girl on phone: So I walked in on my flatmate using my electric toothbrush to… yeah, doing that. And here I am, still brushing my teeth with it. That is just disgusting. Disgusting!

Cape Town
South Africa

Posted on October 24, 2015
Africa, Body parts, Cleanliness, Girls, Health & Hygiene, On the phone, Technology, Weirdness

Pubes Happen the Same Way

12-year-old boy: One day, I looked in the mirror, and I had abs! It was cool!

Swim Meet
Albany, New York

Posted on October 15, 2015
Body parts, Bragging, Default, Memory lane, New York, Tweens

That's How the Doctor Knows You're Done

Lady: And as soon as the doctor said “stick out your tongue,” she knew her goose was cooked!

West Chester, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Theresa

Posted on October 12, 2015
Body parts, Food, Health & Hygiene, Pennsylvania, Weirdness, Women

No More Scientific American for You, Young Lady.

Teacher: What that show didn't tell you is that ferrets smell like dirty wet dog.
Seven-year-old girl: Well, you know you can get their scent glands removed.
Teacher: Yeah, but is that really good for them?
Seven-year-old girl: I think it's about the same as removing a dog's testicles.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on October 5, 2015
Animals, Balls, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Education, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Questions, Students, Teachers, Washington

Ad: Kathleen Turner Is… Bendy Vadge, P.I.!

Loud, stoned, drunk guy on train: Dude, I totally saw Melissa pee standing up before.
Loud, stoned, drunk girl: That is impossible! Seriously, that doesn't even make any sense! You'd get piss all over your leg!
Loud, stoned, drunk guy: No way, I saw her just take one leg out of her pants and prop it up against a tree, and it just shot down! She didn't get any anywhere!
Loud, stoned, drunk girl: Do you even understand female anatomy?! It doesn't work the same way as you! We can't do that! Melissa didn't do that!
Loud, stoned, drunk guy: Dude, if you can't pee standing up, then you've just got a bendy vag.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Wizzbiff