This Optometrist Asked Me to Identify Letters Of the Alphabet

Girl #1: Did you have to take a test in high school to prove that you weren't retarded?
Girl #2: Uh, no.
Girl #1: Oh…I did.

Dalhousie University
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Canadia

Overheard by: JSW

Posted on July 1, 2015
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Girls, Questions, Stupidity

Gotta Go With Your Strengths

20-something hippie blonde: What can I say? I love humping people!

Tenley Town
Washington, DC

Posted on June 30, 2015
Default, Feelings, Girls, Hippies, Sexuality, Washington, DC, Weirdness

I Guess That’s What They Want. What They Really, Really Want

Random guy, outside bank: I don’t get it! It’s like they’re spending their money on Spice Girls tickets instead of drugs!

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: irina

Posted on June 30, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Drugs, Guys, Michigan, Money, Music

I Bury My Pets in the Back Yard

Girl on phone: She kept it. She didn't even donate it to Locks of Love, in case she ever goes bald.

UC
Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: Tom

Posted on June 30, 2015
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What's That Mewling Thing Attached to Your Boob?

Girl to friend: Where have you been? I haven't seen you for almost nine months!
Friend: I've been in Mexico.
Girl: Why?
Friend: Think about it…

Westwood, California

Posted on June 30, 2015
California, Default, Friends, Geography, Girls, Pregnancy, Questions, Weirdness

Next Time She'll Sing The Beatles' “Ticket to Ride”

College girl: Can I have one ticket for the midnight train, going anywhere?
Ticket vendor: (blank stare)
College girl: Not so funny out loud as it is in my head, huh? One ticket to Rome, please!

Amtrak Station
Buffalo-Depew, New York

Posted on June 29, 2015
Default, New York, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Questions, Sorority types, Time Management

Same Reason I Took That Money Off His Dresser

Girl reporting on date the night before: So I was good and kept my clothes on and got home at 10 am.
Guy: Wait, wait! 10 am? Don't you mean 10 pm?
Girl: Oh yeah! Sorry, force of habit!

Brunswick
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Ed Klein

Posted on June 29, 2015
Australia, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Sexuality, Time Management

Like, Is It Still in the Shrink Wrap? Lightly Used? Ruined?

Poetry girl: I've been so depressed all weekend.
Poetry guy: Well, why have you been so depressed?
Poetry girl: I wrote this poem about divorce, so I was thinking about divorce all weekend, and it just made me so depressed.
(long pause)
Poetry girl, loudly: Can you tell me about the human condition? I mean, can you really tell me about the human condition?

George Mason University
Fairfax County, Virginia

Overheard by: The Bu

Posted on June 29, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Questions, Relationships, Virginia

Now We Both Feel Sick, Sir

American Government professor: And our second candidate for class president was born to a military family in 1990, which almost makes me sick to my stomach when I think about what I was doing in 1990. See, you could be my baby!

Auburn University
Auburn, Alabama

Posted on June 29, 2015
Alabama, Colleges & Universities, Default, Family ties, History, Politics, Stomach, Teachers

And You Might Wanna Shave Those Legs

Girl #1: Shit, I just put that chip in my mouth and the corners poked me hella hard.
Girl #2: Learn how to chew, you fucking orangutan!

Fresno, California

Overheard by: rofl

Posted on June 29, 2015
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