Loud guy in doorway: Come on! It's midnight! We're doing the dishes at your house!
Liquor Store
Toulouse
France
Overheard by: Liz
Loud guy in doorway: Come on! It's midnight! We're doing the dishes at your house!
Liquor Store
Toulouse
France
Overheard by: Liz
Girlfriend to boyfriend: So should I stop peeing in front of you ?
Boyfriend to girlfriend: No, I don't mind. I don't care…just don't let me see you poop, that's just too fucking weird.
Michigan
Overheard by: da da
Girl: Why can't you play your ukulele at home?
Guy: My roommate's a lesbian.
Girl: And?
Guy: Ukuleles turn lesbians into werewolves.
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: Pollywollydoodle
Dad: Oh, the menu says they have fish tacos. Have you ever had a fish taco? I've never had a fish taco.
Mom: No, I haven't. I don't think I'm going to get a fish taco.
Young daughter (under her breath): Fish tacos make me think bad things.
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Overheard by: they make me think bad things too
Guy: I wrote a haiku about the meat cylinder.
Northeastern University
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Cryptic
Male student to another, seriously: So you just came in your pants?
Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute
Troy, New York
History professor: Taxation back then wasn't like it is now. I don't think you guys even have to worry about this yet, but basically you work, pay taxes, and every April you fill out a tax return. And you don't have to worry too much about it, unless you've been nominated for the cabinet.
USC
California
Angry girl: He. Gave. Me. Go-no-rrhe-a!
Calm girl: So? (pause) You're not getting back with him?
Pierpont Dorm
UMass, Amherst
Professor: I invent things too! My great invention is this toast, and you make it in a toaster, and then you stick it in the freezer. And, like, when you want toast, you just put it back in the toaster…
Students: (confused silence)
Professor: Man, no one understands me! (stomps out)
SUNY
Geneseo, New York
Overheard by: Jeni
Middle aged woman to another: It’s not the hot flashes that are so bad… It’s the depression.
BeauJo’s
Ft. Collins, Colorado
Overheard by: always listening
