Because I Really Need to Work on My Reverse-Cowgirl

Girl on cell: So I learned over the weekend that my parents are swingers. I know, it was so weird! It's like, okay, so on the weekends you go out and have sex with other people… Yeah… Do we have practice today?

College of Saint Benedict
St. Joseph, Minnesota

Overheard by: Rose

Posted on April 26, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Default, Family ties, Girls, Minnesota, Questions, Sex

Great Motor Skills for a 1-Year-Old, Though.

Suit #1, referring to scar on suit #2's throat: What happened to you?
Suit #2: My daughter is batshit. What of it?

Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: Julia

Posted on April 13, 2022
Body parts, Colorado, Family ties, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Suits

You Have Her Eyes, Patrick

Drunk guy #1: I don't know, I bet she was a nice-looking Irish lass back in her day.
Drunk guy #2: You keep calling my grandma a piece of ass like it's a compliment.

Bar
Syracuse, New York

Overheard by: Mike K.

Posted on March 30, 2022
Ass, Bars & Clubs, Compliments, Drunks, Family ties, New York

First Shoot the Person Who Gave a Kid a Megaphone

Little nine-year-old kid with megaphone: You are going to go to hell, you know! The Apocalypse is coming! Are you ready? If you are drinking, you are a bad mother!
Army man #1, standing nearby: Do we have permission to fire?
Army man #2: I wish.

The Kentucky Derby

Overheard by: Kdub-ya

Posted on February 16, 2022
Default, Drinking & drunks, Family ties, Guys, Kentucky, Kids, Questions, Wishes

That's Why Her Name Is Bjorrjammijjinanan

Shorter kid playing basketball to taller kid: Your dad bought your mom at Ikea!

Watertown, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Ariel

Posted on February 7, 2022
Family ties, Kids, Massachusetts, Parenting, Relationships, Shopping

That Is So Cliche.

Working-class hippie: Oh, I have another porn story!
Foreign hippie: The one about your mom?
Working-class hippie: No, no, this one's about Matt*–my surrogate father.

Amherst, Massachusetts

Posted on February 5, 2022
Family ties, Foreigners, Hippies, Massachusetts, Parenting, Porn

Although There's Nothing Worse Than a Goat with the Munchies.

Hipster girl #1: Those are nice (points at earrings), where did you get them?
Hipster girl #2: Oh, I stole these. I only steal earrings, for some reason. So did your parents ever get those goats for their farm?
Hipster girl #1: Not yet, but my mom said they're going to start growing pot.
Hipster girl #2: That's cool.

Cafe
Durham, North Carolina

Overheard by: Vincent Ignatius

Posted on February 2, 2022
Animals, Bars & Clubs, Compliments, Crimes, Drugs, Family ties, Fashion, Hipsters, North Carolina, Weirdness

I Wondered Why She Was So Hairy.

College guy #1: Hey, remember that time I fucked your mom in the ass?
College guy #2: Hey, remember that time I dressed up as my mom?

Fulton, Missouri

Overheard by: The Sweetheart

Posted on February 1, 2022
Ass, Backdoor, Clothing, Comebacks, Family ties, Frat boy types, Missouri, Questions

His Parents Say That About Any Place That's Not Alabama

3rd grade girl, about essay: I am writing about taking a vacation to heaven!
Teacher: Okay, but why don't you pick a place you can actually go on vacation? You can't really just visit heaven.
3rd grade boy: Yes you can! I went to heaven once to visit my aunt!

Auburn, Alabama

Posted on January 31, 2022
Alabama, Default, Education, Family ties, Girls, Kids, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers

Family ties