Though I've Always Found the Growling Very Alluring

Plain Jane: Finish eating, so we can go outside!
Goth girl: Quit bossing me around! I just got out of line five minutes ago; it's not my fault that it's 12:45 and I've only eaten half of my lunch!
Popular boy to goth girl: I don't think I've ever heard you speak before.

School Cafeteria
El Paso, Texas

Posted on August 7, 2021
Default, Food, Girls, Goths, Guys, Memory lane, Offers and requests, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Texas

…In My Expert Psychiatric Opinion.

Girl: And it's not like Jeffery Dahmer crazy, it's like Mel Gibson crazy.

Coffee Shop
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Asteria

Posted on August 5, 2021
About celebrities, Bars & Clubs, Compare and contrast, Crimes, Girls, Pennsylvania, Weirdness

Why All Lord Of the Flies Lectures Take Place in the Afternoon

Girl #1, after seeing Sweeney Todd: Dude, is it bad that some of those people-pies looked good? I wonder what they would taste like…
Girl #2: That's awful!
Girl #1: Too bad. Those fuckers looked tasty.
Girl #3: I told you we should have eaten before we came here.

California

Overheard by: Kayleigh

Posted on August 3, 2021
California, Default, Food, Girls, Movies, Weirdness

Even Those Who Didn't Have Much in the Top Department

Girl on phone talking about going to a strip club for the first time: I mean, I really felt bad for those girls, they like, had to dance around topless!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: What did she think strippers did?

Posted on July 31, 2021
Default, Feelings, Girls, Jobs & Careers, On the phone, Pennsylvania, Sex, Stupidity

Who Else Would Pee on My Christmas Tree?

Superior girl: You're just stumped by the Father-Christmas-isn't-a-cat argument.

Norwich
England

Overheard by: Inigo Montoya

Posted on July 30, 2021
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, England, Family ties, Girls, Holidays

From Containing All That Evil?

Girl #1: Do you think anyone’s like… Actually a good person?
[long pause]Girl #2: Ugh, my stomach really hurts today.

Drew University
Madison, New Jersey

Posted on July 26, 2021
Bringing it back to you, Character, Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Girls, Gripes, Maladies, New Jersey, Questions, Sorority types, Students

I Always Muted the TV When President Bush Came on

Girl to guy: Do you really not know what a vagina sounds like?

Temple University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Sean Mc

Posted on July 24, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, Gender issues, Girls, Pennsylvania, Questions, Vagina

Do You Mean It, or Are You Just Using Her for Sex?

Girl on cell: I said “I love you” like three years ago. Why? When was the last time you said it?
[pause]Girl on cell, shocked: Ew! To who, you whorebag?!
[pause]Girl on cell, incredulous: You say “I love you” to your mom?

200 Bus
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: likewhoa

Posted on July 21, 2021
Bus, California, Family ties, Girls, Infidelity, On the phone, Questions, Relationships, Words

Ad: Duct Tape– Is There Nothing It Can't Do?

Girl #1: Eww!
Girl #2: Oh, what? You can talk about your abortion, but I can't talk about warts?

Ashland, Oregon

Overheard by: crystal

Posted on July 19, 2021
Abortion, Compare and contrast, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Oregon

Nietzsche: What Does Not Kill Me Makes Me Wierder

(Mustang Sally is playing in background)
Guy: I dated a girl in high school who called herself Mustang Sally and me Cowboy Bill.
Girl: Is that the girl you kissed?
Guy: No, we just wrestled. She was weird. I was weird. It worked out…badly.

Video Store
Auckland
New Zealand

Posted on July 14, 2021
Default, Girls, Guys, Memory lane, Names, New Zealand, Relationships, Weirdness

Girls