Asian Gangs Confound All Our Expectations

Girl: I hate violinists!
Boy: What?
Girl: Violinists.
Boy: Oh. I thought you said “gang-bangers.”

BART Airport Train
San Francisco, California

Posted on November 23, 2018
Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Music, San Francisco, Sexuality, Words

Why There Are So Many Homicides in Maryland

Guy: You know what I'm going to do? I'm bringing back the safari hat. Tomorrow I'm wearing a safari hat to work.
Girl: That's so Baltimore!

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/08/baltimore-new-fashion-capital-of-world.html

Overheard by: the hill

Posted on November 18, 2018
Clothes, Clothing, Eavesdrop DC, Girls, Guys

We’ve Lived a Lifetime in This One Elevator Ride

Professionally dressed Asian girl (in a low voice): I can’t believe you showed that girl your pubes, man!
Short, pudgy Asian guy (in a low indignant voice): Well *I* can’t believe you showed her your innie nipple!

Elevator, Montgomery Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: McNasty

Posted on November 13, 2018
Asians, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Nipples, San Francisco

Olive Oyl’s Been Dating Popeye for a Long Time

Hipster chick: I am who I am and that’s what I like about me, but it keeps getting me into these shitty situations.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on November 12, 2018
Bragging, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Hipsters, Pennsylvania, Pride

And a Fun and Flirty One

Girl, returning from holidays in America: So yeah, I got put in actual jail.
Friend: For drinking on the beach?
Girl: Yup, got the orange jumpsuit and all.
Friend: Did you get to keep it?
Girl: I didn't like to ask, to be honest. Would've been a savage souvenir, though.

UCC Campus
Ireland

Posted on November 10, 2018
Clothes, Clothing, Colleges & Universities, Crimes, Drinking & drunks, Friends, Girls, Holidays, Ireland, Questions

I'm Dating Him Now.

Preppy blonde on cell: She said she could see herself spending the rest of her life with him, so I told her: “wow, you really need to break up with him.” And she did!

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Posted on November 5, 2018
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, New York, Relationships, Students, Weirdness

…I Allowed the Holy Spirit Into My Life.

Disgruntled freshman girl #1: Ugh, I hate that guy. He is like, you know, so… Ugh!
Disgruntled freshman girl #2: I know, right?
Rude sophomore guy, interrupting: Oh, me and him? We're like porn buddies!
(awkward silence from girls)
Rude sophomore guy: What? That was like, before.

Cainta
Rizal
Philippines

Overheard by: happened to be eating lunch