Does…Not…Compute…

Chick #1: She doesn’t even *want* to get married!
Chick #2: And she’s not a ho?

Starbucks, Pacific Center
Daly City, California

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on November 8, 2014
California, Chicks, Questions, Relationships, Restaurants, Sexuality, Wishes

Sadly, Also the Current Plot Of The Real World

First grade boy: I had two girlfriends but I lost one.
First grade girl: Didn't one of them kiss you?
First grade boy: Yeah, Hannah told Alexis to kiss whoever she liked more, and it was me and this other girl, and she was going to kiss her, but then she kissed me and we've been together for, like, forever.
First grade girl: Yeah.

Lakeville, Massachusetts

Overheard by: was still playing with barbies- clothed

Posted on November 8, 2014
Compare and contrast, Feelings, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Kids, Massachusetts, Questions, Relationships, Students

How Did We Meet? Funny Story, Actually…

Guy on cell: My mom's husband is my dad's wife's ex-husband. Now you know why I live in Seattle–as far away as I can get on the continental US.

Bank of America
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Thinking holidays must be rough

Posted on November 7, 2014
Default, Family ties, Geography, Guys, On the phone, Parents, Relationships, Washington, Weirdness

You Have to Earn the Right to Stay in Paradise, Pal

Guido: Dude, I think your girlfriend is going to dump you. You fell off your chair inside and you punched me in the ribs twice when I got up to go to the bathroom.
Drunk Guido: No, she can’t dump me. She lets me put it in her ass!

Outside Restuarant
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Lauren

Posted on November 5, 2014
Ass, Backdoor, Drunks, Guys, Maryland, Pride, Relationships, Restaurants

A Country’s Just a Collection of Ill-Matched Couples

International Trade professor: This may seem counter-intuitive, but why would any country agree to something that would make it worse off? Just like my first marriage, it happens.

http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/

Posted on December 13, 2013
Overheard in Law School, Relationships, Teachers

So Now I’ve Got This Sore or Whatever

Girl #1: So I was, like, in this hot tub with this guy, and we’re, like, making out or whatever.
Girl #2: Uh-huh…
Girl #1: And then I go, ‘What’s your name?’ And I think he said something, but I was like, ‘Whatever.’

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html

Overheard by: alex b.