Ad: If Your Chess Game Lasts More Than Four Hours, Seek Medical Attention

Elderly gentleman playing chess: You know, in college, when all of my friends were chasing girls, I was on the chess team…chasing wood.

Barnes & Noble
Augusta, Maine

Overheard by: Fia

Posted on August 20, 2019
Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Guys, Maine, Old folks, Sexuality

Your Editors Googled “Lesbian Triplets” and Got Distracted by Porn

College girl #1: So it turned out that he was one of the lesbian triplets!
College girl #2: No way!
College girl #1: Yeah, the tranny!
College girl #2: Owen? I love Owen! I knew him when he still identified as a girl!
College girl #1: Yeah, and it turned out the midget was trans too.

Hampshire College
Amherst, Massachusetts

Posted on August 1, 2019
Colleges & Universities, Feelings, Gender issues, Massachusetts, Sexuality, Sorority types, Weirdness

Did the Left One Ever Get Over That Cold?

Mid-twenties guy leaving voice mail: Hey baby, just calling to say hi. How are your boobs?

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/06/just-fine-thanks-and-yours.html

Overheard by: brickskeller

Posted on July 21, 2019
Default, Eavesdrop DC, Guys, Nipples, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality

Your Editors Fear This Conversation May Reduce Ms. Bilson to Tears

College girl #1: So did I tell you I’m going on a celibacy kick this semester? To cleanse myself.
College girl #2: Oh, really?
College girl #1, picking up GQ magazine with Rachel Bilson on the cover: Ugh, I’ve lost all respect for her. She’s such a slut.

Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Lindsay

Posted on July 10, 2019
About celebrities, Australia, Default, Friends, Health & Hygiene, Sexuality, Sorority types

Garfield Would Do Pretty Much Anything for Lasagna

Slightly drunk chick, peering into drink: I think my cat is gay.
Really drunk friend: Hey, heyyyy…
Slightly drunk chick: Or maybe he's just a slut.

The Backdoor
Louisville, Kentucky

Posted on June 25, 2019
Animals, Bars & Clubs, Chicks, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Friends, Kentucky, Sex, Sexuality

…And I Drink Twelve Beers in Celebration

Drunk girl: Sometimes I think I'm an alcoholic, but then I watch Intervention and I realize I'm just a love machine.

Syracuse University, New York

Posted on June 6, 2019
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Girls, Maladies, New York, Sexuality, TV shows

They Were All Cured by Evangelicals

Bimbette, staring at Gay-Straight Alliance meeting sign: Oh my god, the gay thing was *so* five years ago.

Troy High School
Fullerton, California

Posted on May 5, 2019
Bimbettes, California, Default, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Stupidity, Time Management, Words

You're Not Butch Enough for Us, Pal

Hobo to girls: Oh, ladies, I like the way your skirts move. (girls look disgusted) Sorry, I can't help it if I'm a lesbian.

Olympia, Washington

Overheard by: Sticking with pants

Posted on April 30, 2019
Clothes, Default, Hobos, Sexuality, Washington, Weirdness

You Never Did That When We Were Together, Either

Young guy on cell: You got a bikini wax?… Really?… How come you never did that when we were together?… Oh, so you’re a woman now?

7-Eleven
Edmonton, Alberta
Canadia

Posted on April 24, 2019
Canadia, Default, Gender issues, Guys, Hair, On the phone, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality, Stores, Weirdness

Just Minus the Herpes

Tall, redhead girl: I'm worried that people are getting a little too comfortable being pantless around me.
Petite, indian girl: I wish I was you…

Massachusetts

Posted on April 19, 2019
Girls, Massachusetts, Sexuality, Wishes

Sexuality