Should I Write My Number on His Hand in Crayon?

Preschooler left alone in stroller, singing, to 20-something girl walking by: Cha, cha, cha…you're charming!
20-something, on cell: I think I just got hit on by a four-year-old! No, it was actually better than most of the lines I've heard.

Appleton, Wisconsin

Posted on September 2, 2019
Age and ageing, Beauty, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Girls, Kids, On the phone, Sexuality, Wisconsin, Words

Mom Put the “C” in “ROTC”

Geek #1: So, was your mom a very loose woman when she was in college?
Geek #2: Well, not really, but back when she was in the military, she was.

Morgantown, West Virginia

Overheard by: Mint

Posted on August 25, 2019
Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Family ties, Questions, Sexuality, Weirdness, West Virginia

Ad: If Your Chess Game Lasts More Than Four Hours, Seek Medical Attention

Elderly gentleman playing chess: You know, in college, when all of my friends were chasing girls, I was on the chess team…chasing wood.

Barnes & Noble
Augusta, Maine

Overheard by: Fia

Posted on August 20, 2019
Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Guys, Maine, Old folks, Sexuality

Your Editors Googled “Lesbian Triplets” and Got Distracted by Porn

College girl #1: So it turned out that he was one of the lesbian triplets!
College girl #2: No way!
College girl #1: Yeah, the tranny!
College girl #2: Owen? I love Owen! I knew him when he still identified as a girl!
College girl #1: Yeah, and it turned out the midget was trans too.

Hampshire College
Amherst, Massachusetts

Posted on August 1, 2019
Colleges & Universities, Feelings, Gender issues, Massachusetts, Sexuality, Sorority types, Weirdness

Did the Left One Ever Get Over That Cold?

Mid-twenties guy leaving voice mail: Hey baby, just calling to say hi. How are your boobs?

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/06/just-fine-thanks-and-yours.html

Overheard by: brickskeller

Posted on July 21, 2019
Default, Eavesdrop DC, Guys, Nipples, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality

Your Editors Fear This Conversation May Reduce Ms. Bilson to Tears

College girl #1: So did I tell you I’m going on a celibacy kick this semester? To cleanse myself.
College girl #2: Oh, really?
College girl #1, picking up GQ magazine with Rachel Bilson on the cover: Ugh, I’ve lost all respect for her. She’s such a slut.

Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Lindsay