Little girl singing in the aisle: Hide the wiener, hide the wiener!
Target
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Stephanie
Kid: Mom, what’s the last supper? Why is it called ‘The Last Supper’?
Mom: Because it’s the last meal Jesus had with his disciples.
Kid: Awesome!
Mom: … Before one of his disciples betrayed him and he was killed.
Kid: Awesome!
Target
North Haven, Connecticut
Overheard by: Johnny Utah
Grandmother to small child: Now, you can’t tell your father about this, but we’re going to build an arsenal with lots of weapons…
Target
Rochester, New York
Gossipy high school girl to others: I don't think she was faking it. The couch was all wet when they got up!
Ice Cream Shop
St. Louis, Missouri
Young suit to crying baby he's holding at arm's length: You were a terrible investment.
Young woman: Stop saying that!
Young suit: If he doesn't stop crying, I'm literally going to give him to the next person who is willing.
Young woman, taking the baby: He should be crying. You're an idiot!
Young suit: The sale has now become two for one.
Toys R Us
Bear, Delaware
Man on cell in grocery store: As long as you don't call me “flipper,” that's okay.
Gresham, Oregon
Mother to four-year-old daughter: You're forgetting mummy is mummy and not daddy. Daddy is the one who cares.
Target
Australia
