Sometimes I Go Overboard with My Hoeing

Sweet old lady: I'm a pretty wild gardener.

Bellingham, Washington

Posted on July 26, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Old folks, Washington, Weirdness, Women, Words

We’re Hoping She Stays Out of the Minibar

Blonde on cell: We got a nice hotel room for our cat.

Montgomery and California
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on July 25, 2015
Animals, California, Default, Holidays, Idiots, On the phone, Stupidity, Weirdness, Women

That's What You Took Away from That Lifetime Movie?

Young woman: I mean, bulimia is easy! But anorexia? That takes willpower!

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Overheard by: Mandy

Posted on July 25, 2015
Compare and contrast, Health & Hygiene, Maladies, Michigan, Women

If He Does Get Convicted, I Expect at Least a Bus Pass

Woman on cell: I know! I’m going to testify in court tomorrow for him so he doesn’t go to jail for ten years. The least he can do is give me ride home!

Red line metro
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Mary

Posted on July 25, 2015
Crimes, Default, Gripes, On the phone, Washington, DC, Women

Tingly!

Young woman #1: I wonder if Vicks expires.
Young woman #2: Yeah, it expires. I use it as butt lube.

Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Ashrey

Posted on July 24, 2015
Ass, Backdoor, California, Default, Drugs, Weirdness, Women

When Ward Was Out of Town, June Left Beaver with Wally and Went Barhopping

Guy: So, what do you do?
Woman: Well, I’m actually a homemaker.
Guy: … Oh! So you’re, like, in construction? That’s cool.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/07/well_the_hours_are_probably_si.html

Overheard by: DRB

Posted on July 24, 2015
Default, Guys, Minnesota, Questions, Stupidity, Women, Words

Here's James Cameron to Explain

Cute young woman, watching tv while studying: Ew, they are kissing so deep! It's gross!
Seemingly gay guy, also studying in the table: Kay*, you don't even know what deep is.

Campinas
Brazil