Also Why She Refuses to Play Musical Chairs

Girl #1: Isn’t lap dancing anal sex?
Girl #2: Uhh, excuse me?
Girl #1: Well, if a girl sits on a guy’s lap and he gets an erection, it would go [points up] up the ass, right?

High School
Australia

Overheard by: NinjaPirates

Posted on March 22, 2026
Ass, Australia, Backdoor, Compare and contrast, Dancing, Erections, Girls, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

I Got Strung Up by My Ankles at an AC/DC Concert for That Mistake

English teacher: A rhetorical question is a question you don’t expect an answer to. When a band yells, “Are you ready to rock?”, they’re not actually expecting someone to yell back, “Not quite, give us a couple more minutes.”

Hume-Fogg High School
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on March 17, 2026
Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers, Tennessee, Words

The Professor Accused Me of Spreading It on Too Thick

Male art student: I’m in a creative writing class and I’ve been writing a lot of stories about mayonnaise.

Allegheny College
Meadville, Pennsylvania

Posted on March 13, 2026
Class, Compare and contrast, Education, Food, Guys, Pennsylvania, Students

You Really Shouldn’t Discriminate Against People Who Try to Kill You

Jewish man: I am not sexist!
Jewish man’s friend: You are so sexist Archie Bunker is embarrassed.
Jewish man: I’m not sexist. I’ll stab a chick in her junk!

Israeli Martial Arts Class
Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: Ari

Posted on March 13, 2026
Class, Compare and contrast, Friends, Gender issues, Jews, Missouri, TV shows, Vagina, Violence, Weirdness

…Whom I’d Started Dating in Geometry

Boy #1, talking to friend in between classes: Hey what did you do in English?
Boy #2: Oh… I broke up with Jessica*.

Berryhill High School
Oklahoma

Overheard by: BlakeMas

Posted on March 12, 2026
Compare and contrast, Education, Guys, Oklahoma, Questions, Relationships, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens

Kinda Misleading That His Name’s Mario, Though

Teen girl #1: Your dad could be a plumber because of his moustache.
Teen girl #2: My dad doesn’t have a moustache.
Teen girl #1: Well I wish he did.
Teen girl #2: Too bad, bitch!

North Bay
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on March 12, 2026
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Family ties, Girls, Insults, Jobs & Careers, Shaving, Teens, Wishes

I Wondered What You Had Against Charlie Chaplin

Suit #1: I meant ‘tramp’ like a homeless person.
Suit #2: Ohhh. Well, that changes everything.

Yonge and College
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on March 10, 2026
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Suits, Words

She Produced Sitcom Pilots in the 80s

Blonde: I wish I was a dad. It would be so funny!

Wellington
New Zealand

Overheard by: Sars

Posted on March 7, 2026
Compare and contrast, Family ties, Gender issues, Girls, New Zealand, Wishes

I’m Lactose Intolerant!

Professor: So if we played the word association game, and I said the word “ice cream”, Tiffany might say “playground” because she used to eat ice cream on the playground. And then maybe if I said the words “ice cream” to Tom, he might say “sex” because he’s a serial rapist.
Tom: But I’m not.

SUNY
Geneseo, New York

Overheard by: Colin

Posted on March 6, 2026
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Crimes, Education, Guys, New York, Students, Teachers, Violence, Words

Do You Want to Go to Epcot? Do You?

Mother to daughter: You don’t want to piss me off in the happiest place on earth!

Disneyland
Anaheim, California

Posted on March 4, 2026
Advice, California, Compare and contrast, Geography, Happiness, Kids, Moms, Pop culture

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