Professor: I have a low threshold for body movement!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/05/08/hawkings-disease/
Overheard by:
Professor: I have a low threshold for body movement!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/05/08/hawkings-disease/
Overheard by:
Hipster chick: Did I ever tell you about my childhood Princess Leia obsession?
Hipster dude: No, you never told me about a Princess Leia thing. Oh, wait, maybe you did. Did it involve pastries on your head to simulate hair buns?
Hipster chick: No, that must have been another girlfriend.
Hipster dude: No! Or maybe the pastry buns was me. I repress so many memories.
Hipster chick: Probably smart.
Hipster dude: It’s working okay so far.
Hipster chick: Yeah. You barely need therapy.
15th Avenue SW
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia
Student: Who doesn’t want to blow up a fat man before they die?
Ethics class, Oregon State University
Corvallis, Oregon
HS girl: He was killing us, but in a fun way.
Chino High School
Chino, California
Overheard by: yes
Friend #1: You’re not inhaling!
Smoking girl: Do I have to inhale?
Friend #1: Yeah. Otherwise you’re not really smoking.
Friend #2: You’re just getting mouth cancer.
Bryn Mawr College
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Clerk: Hitler was a black man. Did you know that?
Long’s Drugs
Oakland, California
Chick on cell: … Because I’m emotionally sterile — that’s why!
Harvard Square
Cambridge, Massachusetts
White girl to Asian guy: So… How often is Chinese New Year?
http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com
Overheard by: tom
Blonde: You know the bases? If third base is sex, then what is a home run?
Montclair State University
New Jersey
Overheard by: my friends are really dumb sometimes…
