As You'd Know If You Ever Watched TV With Me

Two-year-old: Waaaaah!
White trash mom: You want mommy to push your stroller?
Two-year-old: Waaaaah!
White trash dad: You wanna go ten feet under?!
White trash mom: Honey, it's six feet.

Sears
Nashua, New Hampshire

Overheard by: jefe

Posted on August 9, 2015
Compare and contrast, Dads, Death & dying, Default, Kids, Moms, Murder, New Hampshire, Offers and requests, Parenting, Stores, Weirdness

God Bless Chicago.

Train conductor: For those of you who had too much to drink, could you please wake up long enough to present your ticket?

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on August 8, 2015
Conductors, Drinking & drunks, Illinois, Offers and requests

And Swing by the Great Wall on the Way?

Traveler with heavy European accent: So, can we drive to the Grand Canyon one day? We'd really like to see it while in America.

Dulles Airport
Washington, DC

Posted on August 8, 2015
Airports & flights, Foreigners, Holidays, Offers and requests, Stupidity, Washington, DC

So You Can’t Date Jews or Muslims

Girl #1: Hey, what’s your shoe size?
Girl #2: Six.
Girl #1: I’ve got a pair of shoes that would fit you, if you want them. They smell vaguely of bacon.

Vancouver
British Columbia
Canadia

Posted on August 7, 2015
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Food, Friends, Gifts, Girls, Offers and requests, Sensory experiences, Shoes

…When She Told Me the Soup Of the Day Was Split Pea

Possible transvestite: And I said, “Either you take a lie detector test at the American consulate or I'm packing my things and going!”

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on August 7, 2015
Default, Illinois, Lies, Offers and requests, Queers, Threats

Instead of Prison, Convicts Should Be Sentenced to Host Slumber Parties

Group of little girls to window poster: Hannah Montana! Hannah Montana! Hannah Montana!
Exasperated father: Don’t kiss that!

Mall
San Diego, California

Posted on August 6, 2015
California, Dads, Default, Family, Girls, Kids, Malls, Offers and requests, Should have used a condom, Siblings, TV shows

How Could Anything So Seedy Happen in a Place Like Beaverton?

Woman: Is this the train that goes to Portland?
Smelly guy with slur: Yeah. (pause) Do you want some company?
Woman: What?
Smelly guy with slur: Want some company?
Woman: No!

Beaverton, Oregon

Overheard by: Bad Rabbit mAb

Posted on August 5, 2015
Offers and requests, Oregon, Public transportation, Questions, Women

Whose Bra Is This, Anyway?

Pretty girl in last night's dress #1: I feel like I smell really terrible. Can you smell me?
Pretty girl in last night's dress #2: Yeah. We should probably take a shower… wash away the sins of last night.

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on August 5, 2015
Bathing, Girls, Offers and requests, Sensory experiences, Tennessee

Stop Wearing Those Stiletto Boots and Bra-tops and We'll Talk

Communications professor: I mean, I can offer you a dollar for sex or I can offer you a million dollars. You're still a prostitute. We're just haggling over price.
(some female students giggle)
Communications professor: What? Oh, you're laughing because I called you whores?

Otago University
New Zealand

Posted on August 4, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Education, Insults, Money, New Zealand, Offers and requests, Questions, Sex, Students, Teachers

Bears Are Pretty Much Recession-Proof

Random guy in bandanna to random guy with afro: So, would you rather go ahead and get your Bachelor's…or become a bear?

Student Center
Georgia Tech

Overheard by: Mollie

Posted on August 3, 2015
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Georgia, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Sexuality

Offers and requests