So You Can’t Date Jews or Muslims

Girl #1: Hey, what’s your shoe size?
Girl #2: Six.
Girl #1: I’ve got a pair of shoes that would fit you, if you want them. They smell vaguely of bacon.

Vancouver
British Columbia
Canadia

Posted on August 7, 2015
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Food, Friends, Gifts, Girls, Offers and requests, Sensory experiences, Shoes

…When She Told Me the Soup Of the Day Was Split Pea

Possible transvestite: And I said, “Either you take a lie detector test at the American consulate or I'm packing my things and going!”

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on August 7, 2015
Default, Illinois, Lies, Offers and requests, Queers, Threats

Instead of Prison, Convicts Should Be Sentenced to Host Slumber Parties

Group of little girls to window poster: Hannah Montana! Hannah Montana! Hannah Montana!
Exasperated father: Don’t kiss that!

Mall
San Diego, California

Posted on August 6, 2015
California, Dads, Default, Family, Girls, Kids, Malls, Offers and requests, Should have used a condom, Siblings, TV shows

How Could Anything So Seedy Happen in a Place Like Beaverton?

Woman: Is this the train that goes to Portland?
Smelly guy with slur: Yeah. (pause) Do you want some company?
Woman: What?
Smelly guy with slur: Want some company?
Woman: No!

Beaverton, Oregon

Overheard by: Bad Rabbit mAb

Posted on August 5, 2015
Offers and requests, Oregon, Public transportation, Questions, Women

Whose Bra Is This, Anyway?

Pretty girl in last night's dress #1: I feel like I smell really terrible. Can you smell me?
Pretty girl in last night's dress #2: Yeah. We should probably take a shower… wash away the sins of last night.

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on August 5, 2015
Bathing, Girls, Offers and requests, Sensory experiences, Tennessee

Stop Wearing Those Stiletto Boots and Bra-tops and We'll Talk

Communications professor: I mean, I can offer you a dollar for sex or I can offer you a million dollars. You're still a prostitute. We're just haggling over price.
(some female students giggle)
Communications professor: What? Oh, you're laughing because I called you whores?

Otago University
New Zealand