Whose Bra Is This, Anyway?

Pretty girl in last night's dress #1: I feel like I smell really terrible. Can you smell me?
Pretty girl in last night's dress #2: Yeah. We should probably take a shower… wash away the sins of last night.

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on August 5, 2015
Bathing, Girls, Offers and requests, Sensory experiences, Tennessee

Stop Wearing Those Stiletto Boots and Bra-tops and We'll Talk

Communications professor: I mean, I can offer you a dollar for sex or I can offer you a million dollars. You're still a prostitute. We're just haggling over price.
(some female students giggle)
Communications professor: What? Oh, you're laughing because I called you whores?

Otago University
New Zealand

Posted on August 4, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Education, Insults, Money, New Zealand, Offers and requests, Questions, Sex, Students, Teachers

Bears Are Pretty Much Recession-Proof

Random guy in bandanna to random guy with afro: So, would you rather go ahead and get your Bachelor's…or become a bear?

Student Center
Georgia Tech

Overheard by: Mollie

Posted on August 3, 2015
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Georgia, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Sexuality

Thankfully I've Brought Enough for the Class

Literature professor, after reciting Hamlet's “To be or not to be…”: So now you all need a Valium…count on me to ruin your day.

English Lit Class
Anchorage, Alaska

Overheard by: Rosencrantz

Posted on August 1, 2015
Alaska, Books, Class, Default, Names, Offers and requests, Teachers

That Works More Often Than You'd Think

Crazy hobo: I like your hair.
Girl: Thanks.
Crazy hobo: Can I have it?
Girl: No, it's mine.
Crazy hobo: Oh, okay.

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on July 30, 2015
Compliments, Crazies, Girls, Hair, Hobos, Illinois, Offers and requests

That's What You Said About Uncle Walter!

Little girl: Mommy, can I have a bubble bath?
Mother: No, it makes your vagina hurt.

Plantation, Florida

Overheard by: i guess that's a valid reason.

Posted on July 29, 2015
Bathing, Florida, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Parenting, Vagina

If Our Disastrous Trip to Thailand Was Any Indication

Frizzy-haired college girl: Are you seriously asking me to to sell myself so you can hitchhike to Sicily?
Friend #1: There are so many things wrong with that sentence.
Friend #2: Yeah. Like first of all, no one in Italy would want to pay for you.

UC Davis
Davis, California

Overheard by: Passing Student

Posted on July 28, 2015
California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Geography, Girls, Money, Offers and requests, Questions, Sorority types

Who Isn't Picturing Rod and Todd Flanders Right Now?

Small child #1: Hey, daddy, can we go get some ice cream?!
Small child #2: Yeah, daddy, let's have ice cream!
Father: Uh, no. But you can have yogurt drinks. They're basically the same!
Small children: Yay!

West Edmonton Mall
Canadia

Overheard by: Dr. Ruth

Posted on July 27, 2015
Canadia, Dads, Default, Family ties, Food, Guys, Kids, Malls, Offers and requests

And This Time Don’t Roll on Me Just Because They Offer You Cookies and Juice

Little boy: You used to have a pocket knife, mommy!
Mother, laughing nervously: No, I didn’t!
Little boy: Yes you did! You used to!
Nervous mother: No, I never did! I never had a pocket knife! Please don’t tell the police that!

YMCA
Hollywood, California

Overheard by: Muffin

Posted on July 25, 2015
California, Crimes, Default, Fears, Guys, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Violence, Weirdness, YMCA

And If You Could Pass to the Front Your Wallets and Jewelry, That Would Be Awesome– Thanks!

Pilot to passengers: Everyone, please make sure your seatbelts are fastened. I'm gonna fly this plane like I stole it.

Flight from Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on July 24, 2015
Advice, Airports & flights, Default, Offers and requests, Pilots, Public transportation, Tennessee, Weirdness

Offers and requests

That's What You Said About Uncle Walter!