What the Song “Twist and Shout” Really Means

Dining hall worker: When I got my nipples pierced I had an orgasm when the guy was doing the left one.
Student: Really? How did that happen?
Dining hall worker: When he clamped it I just told him to keep twisting that shit, and 20 minutes later I had an orgasm. It was a little Chinese man who did it…I bet his little uncircumcised dick was all bonered out and shit.

overheardatyale.com

Overheard by: overheardatyale

Posted on October 4, 2022
Default, Employees, Nipples, Orgasm, Overheard at Yale, Penis, Students, Weirdness

The One You Held Hands with During Our Slumber Party

Fratboy wannabe #1, entering coffee shop, to friend: Dude, I was just attacked by Wes.
Fratboy wannabe #2: Who's Wes? Do I know Wes?
Fratboy wannabe #1: Yeah, yeah. Big guy, lives in our dorm.
Fratboy wannabe #2: The one I gave a hug to last night?
Fratboy wannabe #1: I don't know. I can't keep up.

Golden Roast
Knoxville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Creeped-out Cara

Posted on October 3, 2022
Default, Frat boy types, Guys, Memory lane, Names, Questions, Restaurants, Students, Tennessee, Weirdness

Or Use Birth Control

Woman to friend: So I killed three of them already. I guess that means I should lose some weight.

Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: corey

Posted on October 1, 2022
Diet & weight, Friends, Missouri, Murder, Weirdness, Women

Which Is Why I Had You Guys Do Those Practice Drills Earlier

Volunteer director to group of teenage volunteers: Now, ya gotta be careful or the tractor tires will catch on fire.
Teenage volunteers: (incredulous laughter)
Volunteer director: No, seriously! Last year they caught on fire and I totally had to pee on them!

Sonoma County, California

Overheard by: where was I last year?!

Posted on September 29, 2022
Advice, Bosses, California, Pee, Teens, Weirdness

So I Told My Boyfriend He'd Done It and Kicked Him Out

Girl #1: I was sooo drunk. I woke up and there was shit all over the rug.
Girl #2: That's not good.
Girl #1: Yeah, I'm like disgusted with myself.

University of Delaware

Posted on September 27, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Default, Delaware, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Poop, Weirdness

The Chicken Doesn’t Count, Sir

60-year-old journalism professor: Oh, the choking game? Heh… I play that all the time.

Emerson College
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on September 23, 2022
Bragging, Colleges & Universities, Games, Massachusetts, Old folks, Questions, Teachers, Violence, Weirdness

I Don't Like Feeling Exotic

Little girl to mother: I always get weirded out when we come to Asian markets.
Mom: Why is that?
Little girl: Because there are so many Asian people in one place!
Mom: Why is that weird?

Uwajimaya
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Koley

Posted on September 23, 2022
Kids, Moms, Questions, Race, Shopping, Washington, Weirdness

I'll Put Them on Ice for You 'til After the Exam

Guy to another: Dude, just study your nuts off and you'll be fine.

Binghamton University
New York

Posted on September 16, 2022
Balls, Education, Guys, New York, Weirdness

This Isn't How “20 Questions” Is Played, Amber.

Girl #1, in stall: Have you ever had sex?
Girl #2: No.
Girl #1: Oh. Does your classroom smell?

Delaware County Community College
Pennsylvania

Posted on September 15, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Girls, Pennsylvania, Questions, Sex, Weirdness

I Have Someone Else Do It, But I Guide Their Hand

Muslim girl: I’m really emo, but you couldn’t tell from looking at me.
Other girl: Really?
Muslim girl: Yeah, but I don’t cut myself. Well, technically. It depends what you mean by cutting yourself.

University of Toronto
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on September 13, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Feelings, Girls, Pop culture, Weirdness, Words

Weirdness