Like This Garland That Says “Happy Birthday, Mom”?

Teen son to mother: Whats wrong?
Sulking mother: Well, it's just that it's my birthday and you're all just buying things for yourselves.

Department Store
West Australia
Australia

Overheard by: linda

Posted on January 6, 2019
Australia, Bringing it back to you, Shopping, Should have used a condom, Wishes

You Can Be My Dirty Fling

Five-year-old boy: Daddy?
Father: Yes?
Five-year-old boy: When I grow up, I want to marry you.
Father: Uhm, you can't do that. What about your friend, Alex?
Five-year-old boy: Hmmm. Okay. I think I'll marry Alex instead.

Reynoldsburg, Ohio

Overheard by: Timothy

Posted on January 4, 2019
Advice, Dads, Default, Guys, Kids, Ohio, Questions, Sexuality, Wishes

He'll Be Disappointed When He Learns It Has Nothing to Do With Guns

Youngish mom, enthusiastic: I need shot glasses for work!
Eight-year-old son, excited: I want a shot glass!!

Gift Shop
Branson, Missouri

Posted on December 30, 2018
Drinking & drunks, Kids, Missouri, Moms, Parenting, Stores, Weirdness, Wishes

Who Knew That Would Ever Turn Out to Be a Bad Idea?

Woman #1: Do you want to become a judge?
Woman #2: No way!
Woman #1: Why not?
Woman #2: I have too many naked photos on the internet out there of me!

Coffee Shop
Salt Lake City

Overheard by: Snazzy

Posted on December 21, 2018
Internet, Jobs & Careers, Porn, Questions, Utah, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

Threesome-Resistant Boys Are Sadly Common in Oregon

Whiny girl to female friend, showing a polka-dotted bra: Come on! I'm trying to show you my boobs!
Boy, lifting his shirt: The only boobs she wants to see are mine!

Eugene, Oregon

Posted on December 18, 2018
Friends, Girls, Guys, Oregon, Rack, Undies, Wishes

So I Bought This Tape Recorder

Indian entrepreneur: I am tired of listening to people talking. I want to listen to me talking.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/internal-dialogue.html

Overheard by: rich

Posted on November 27, 2018
Bosses, Bringing it back to you, Gripes, Overheard in PDX, Wishes

But Mick Jagger's So Old

Drunk girl at party: I want to hang off his lips until I die!

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on October 11, 2018
Death & dying, Drunks, Girls, Mouth, Washington, Wishes

Because Stool Analysis Costs Extra

Pharmacy assistant holding phone to pharmacist: This guy on the phone found some prescription bottles in a drawer and wants to know what they are. Can you talk to him?
Pharmacist: Did he eat them already?

Austin, Texas

Overheard by: mmm….mystery pills

Posted on October 1, 2018
Default, Drugs, Employees, Health & Hygiene, Texas, Wishes

While I'm Sober, for Once.

Suit lady #1: So how was your weekend?
Suit lady #2: Oh, it was really good. I went to a jail.
Suit lady #1: Really? I've never been to a jail.
Suit lady #2: Yeah, neither had I… it was really good.
Suit lady #1: I've always wanted to go to a jail.
Suit lady #2: Yeah, you probably will… I thought “Seeing as I'm putting people in there, I should probably find out what it's like.”

Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: Cassie Barlow

Posted on September 29, 2018
Australia, Crimes, Questions, Suits, Weirdness, Wishes

The Difference between Boys and Girls

Guy to girlfriend: My dick is aching for your vagina.
Girl: I missed you too.

Barista cafe
Mumbai
India

Overheard by: mehr

Posted on August 30, 2018
Bars & Clubs, Compliments, Default, Etiquette, Girls, Guys, India, Penis, Relationships, Sex, Vagina, Wishes, Words

Wishes