And Was Forced to Read the Congressional Record

Girl: Do you know what a pearl necklace is?
Woman: I didn’t learn about any of that shit until I worked on the Senate floor.

Kokomo’s
Linglestown, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: M.J.M.

Posted on May 30, 2026
Default, Etiquette, Fashion, Girls, Jobs & Careers, Pennsylvania, Questions, Restaurants, Women

I’m an Enabler–I Admit It

Teenager #1: My parents would never let me wear that out of the house.
Teenager #2: My dad’s a freak. He likes to see me half-naked.

Navy Pier
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on May 29, 2026
Clothes, Default, Family ties, Illinois, Sexuality, Teens, Weirdness

Roman Polanski’s Legacy

Drunken, nostalgic girl #1: So, did you guys end up getting anywhere?
Drunken, nostalgic girl #2: No, I was thirteen!
Drunken, nostalgic girl #1: Yeah, but you didn’t do anything? Like, not even touch his dick?
Drunken, nostalgic girl #2: I don’t know, I was drunk!

Vincennes, Indiana

Overheard by: 202 Tavern Girl

Posted on May 29, 2026
Age and ageing, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Friends, Girls, Indiana, Memory lane, Questions, Sexuality

What Do You Think the Midget with the Butterfly Net Is For?

Loud, obnoxious, pregnant girl in a skirt: I’m not wearing any underwear.
Friend, sarcastically: Aren’t you afraid your baby’s going to fall out or something?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/275491256/thats-why-she-carries-glad-bags.html

Overheard by: what not to expect when you’re expecting

Posted on May 28, 2026
Clothing, Default, Fears, Friends, Overheard in Minneapolis, Preggers, Pregnancy, Questions

I’d Suggest a Rollerblades Tour

Fat American female tourist to new best friend: If ya didn’t like the Vatican, you’re gonna hate the Louvre!

6th Floor, Hilton Arc de Triumph
Paris
France

Overheard by: Pope Andrew I

Posted on May 28, 2026
Advice, Default, Fat people, Feelings, France, Friends, Leisure, Stupidity, Tourists, Weirdness, Women

And Stalk All My Classmates Before September

Mother: You got into college!
Teenage daughter: I can finally join Facebook!

Highlands Ranch, Colorado

Posted on May 27, 2026
Colorado, Default, Education, Girls, Happiness, Internet, Moms, Teens

Unless I Can Have Someone Holding the Train Like a Bridesmaid

Old lady: I’ve lived with my body my whole life, but I don’t want it down around my ankles.

Women’s Gym
Studio City, California

Posted on May 27, 2026
Age and ageing, Body parts, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Old folks, Wishes, Women

As Recorded in My Memoirs: What What (The Unibutt!)

Skater guy: I’m not into the unibutt.
Friend: The what?
Skater guy: You know, it’s like a unibrow, except a butt.
Friend: What are you talking about?
Skater guy: I am just giving my commentary on how style has affected my life.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/05/i-need-something-that-accentuates-crack.html

Overheard by:

Posted on May 26, 2026
Ass, Default, Eavesdrop DC, Feelings, Friends, Guys, Questions, Weirdness, Words

Card: I Miss You, Baby, in My Bed/ I Miss My Liver, ’cause It’s Dead

Girl: So I asked him: “When are you going to come back for a reunion? I miss you!” and he was like: “I miss you so much I’ve had to replace you with alcohol.” That’s like, the biggest, best compliment ever! They should make a Hallmark card that says that.

West Lafayette, Indianapolis

Overheard by: Kolja

Posted on May 26, 2026
Compliments, Default, Drinking & drunks, Feelings, Girls, Indiana, Questions, Relationships

Vertical Bars Are So Slimming

20-something goth/thug girl: Remember the time I went to jail? I didn’t want to leave!

Denny’s
San Antonio, Texas

Overheard by: I didn’t want to be at dennys

Posted on May 25, 2026
Crimes, Default, Girls, Goths, Memory lane, Restaurants, Texas, Thugs, Weirdness, Wishes

Default