The Hot Salesgirl

Whiny man: I don't even know how to read. Why are we here?

Borders
California

Posted on October 30, 2009
Books, California, Guys, Questions, Shopping, Stores, Stupidity

…And Bring Out the Visual Aids.

Student, about the economy: Well, what if I just took my big stick and made them give me their resources?
Professor: Well, let's just imagine that your stick isn't big enough to extract the resources you want. (chuckles) Sometimes there's no pleasure in the big stick. Okay, I'm gonna stop talking about sticks now.

Classroom
UC Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: Kelly

Posted on October 27, 2009
California, Class, Compare and contrast, Education, Politics, Questions, Sex, Students, Teachers, Violence, Wishes

Can a Personal TV Be Too Small? Discuss.

Girl on cell inside convenience store: Why the hell did she get it under her titty? Ain't nobody gonna see it under her titty!

Bowling Green, Ohio

Posted on October 27, 2009
Girls, Ohio, On the phone, Questions, Rack, Stores

Are Catholic Girls Allowed to Sing from the Diaphragm?

Guy: Do you know how I know you were singing correctly?
Girl: You saw me sucking in my stomach?
Guy: No. When you started spitting at me!
Girl: I can't help that I have great diction!

Saint Peter's College
New Jersey

Posted on October 24, 2009
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Guys, New Jersey, Questions, Singing, Weirdness

It's the Germany Of the United States.

Guy in “I heart NJ” shirt: Could you take our picture?
German tourist: Sure.
Guy in “I heart NJ” shirt: Thanks a lot, man.
German tourist: You luv New Jer-see?
Guy in “I heart NJ” shirt: Hell yeah!
German tourist: You za own-lee vun!

London
England

Overheard by: Joyful One

Posted on October 18, 2009
England, Feelings, Foreigners, Offers and requests, Questions, Tourists, Weirdness

Sorry, we don't do special orders, that's Burger King

Woman who's too old to work at McDonald's: So, you want cheese on your sausage, egg and cheese?
Customer: Umm… okay, sure, yeah.

Centereach, New York

Posted on October 15, 2009
Clients, Employees, Food, New York, Questions, Stupidity, Wishes, Women

Mr. Miyagi Taught Him How, in the First Movie.

Student: What would Elvis say?
Professor: What would Plato say?
Student: What would Butler say?
Campbell: What would Foucault say?
Girl in back row: All I know is he broke a table.

University of Mary Washington
Fredericksburg, Virginia

Overheard by: elvis eavesdropper

Posted on October 14, 2009
About celebrities, Colleges & Universities, Education, Philosophy, Questions, Students, Teachers, Virginia

Bottom Line: It Tastes Like Shit.

Guy: You!
Smoking, unsuspecting girl: Me? What'd I do?
Guy: Do you know how lonely it's been since you and Dave* quit smoking? Then everyone started to quit! And now you're smoking again?! At first it was all cute: “Awwww, Emily and Dave* are quitting together! They're like each other's rocks!” Then what happened?!
Smoking girl, sheepishly: We sunk.
Guy: And was it your idea for Dave to start rolling his own cigarettes?!
Smoking girl: Yes…
Guy, exasperated: Every time I ask him for a cigarette, it's like smoking a diaper!

New Jersey

Posted on October 13, 2009
Compare and contrast, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, New Jersey, Questions, Relationships, Smokers, Smoking

You've Got a Name Tag Pinned to Your Sweater

Aunt Sherry: You have to hold my hand or else I might get lost. Then, what will happen?
Sassy preschooler: You'll be alright, aunt Sherry.

Northville, Michigan

Overheard by: older sassy girl

Posted on October 11, 2009
Family, Family ties, Kids, Michigan, Questions, Weirdness

Your Editors Feel a Fierce College Nostalgia Coming on

Girl to girl and guy: Guys, can I just tell you about my weekend?
(no reply)
Girl again: Can I tell ya'll about my weekend?
(they look at her and nod)
Girl again, whispering: It had to do with a penis…

UNCC Campus
Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on October 11, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Comebacks, Girls, Guys, North Carolina, Penis, Questions

Questions