…Right Next to Our TA

Communications professor: There are no stupid questions. If you have a question, that means you don't understand something. If you don't ask the question you will be behind for the day, for the week, semester, and the rest of your life. You will find yourself sucking cheap wine out of a paper bag and sleeping on a grate.

Washington State University
Pullman, Washington

Posted on September 6, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Education, Jobs & Careers, Questions, Stupidity, Teachers, Washington

For Whom, Exactly?

High school teacher: So they employed guerrilla warfare.
Chick: Wait, seriously? They sent gorillas out into the jungle? Wouldn't that be dangerous?

Vienna, Virginia

Posted on September 5, 2009
Animals, Chicks, Idiots, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Stupidity, Teachers, Virginia, Words

Smells Fishy to Me

Lady #1: Yeah, she's going out tonight with some giiiirrrl.
Lady #2: Like… a friend girl… or like… for a date?
Lady #1: Oh, I can't ever tell with kids these days. Probably a date. They were going to the aquarium.

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Overheard by: Vanessa

Posted on September 5, 2009
Colorado, Kids, Questions, Relationships, Women

So “Boy” Is Ironic?

20-something woman to little girl's mother: Do you know who is Boy George?
Little girl: He is a boy that would've wanted to be a woman.
Amused mother: I couldn't have explained that better.

Guadalajara
Mexico

Overheard by: passerby

Posted on September 5, 2009
About celebrities, Girls, Kids, Moms, Music, Parenting, Questions, Sexuality, Wishes

I'm Surprised That You Left the House

Girl #1: I smell vagina. Do you smell vagina?
Girl #2: No.
Girl #1: Is it my vagina? Maybe it's your breath. (girl #2 blows in her face) Yeah, it's your breath. It smells like vagina.

Charleston, South Carolina

Posted on September 4, 2009
Girls, Questions, Sensory experiences, South Carolina, Vagina

With His Seductive Banjo Music?

Hispanic girlfriend: Why the hell do you get Cesar Chavez Day off of work? Do you even know who Cesar Chavez is?
White boyfriend: Didn't he drive the snakes out of Mexico?

Orange County, California

Overheard by: Hispanic girlfriend

Posted on September 4, 2009
Animals, California, Couples, History, Holidays, Latinas, Questions, Stupidity, Whiteys

How Genocide Begins

Girl to another: I've never been to Malta, but you know who I think must be really weird? People from Malta.

Prague
Czech Republic

Posted on September 4, 2009
Europe, Geography, Girls, Questions, Stupidity, Weirdness

Well Why'd You Enroll in an Art History Class?

Dumb Girl #1: I feel like I'm suffocating!
Dumb girl #2: Why? What's wrong?
Dumb girl #1: It's just too much! There's vagina everywhere!

High School
Genoa, Ohio

Overheard by: Tricia Rae

Posted on September 1, 2009
Girls, Health & Hygiene, Idiots, Ohio, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Stupidity, Vagina

We Told You It Was a Lousy Safe Word

Little girl on playground: Ow! Ow! Ow! Doesn't this word mean anything to you?

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Posted on September 1, 2009
Colorado, Kids, Language barrier, Questions, Words

Your Editors' Verdict: Shower Yes, Loofah No

20-something chick on cell: Hello? Seriously? It smelled like your balls last time you used it! (pause) Okay, I guess, make sure you rinse out that motherfucker! You too, bye.
Friend: What was that about?
20-something chick: My boyfriend wants to use my shower, and my loofah.
Friend: Oh.

San Antonio, Texas

Posted on September 1, 2009
Balls, Bathing, Chicks, Cleanliness, Compare and contrast, Friends, Insults, On the phone, Questions, Sensory experiences, Texas, Weirdness, Wishes

Questions