There Is a Downside to Thong Underwear

Concerned-looking sorority girl, walking out of bathroom stall: Oh my god guys, do you really think my butt smells like ass?

Bathroom
University of Idaho

Overheard by: CrayonCake

Posted on December 20, 2018
Ass, Idaho, Questions, Restroom, Sensory experiences, Sorority types, Stupidity

The Two Guys Loved It, Though

Sorority girl to another: That has to be the worst way to lose your virginity.

Murray State University
Kentucky

Posted on November 1, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Kentucky, Sex, Sorority types, Virginity

I Had a Roommate Who Bleached the Bathroom Three Times a Week. True Story

Chick on cell phone: My roommate was rolling a lint roller all over her head for like ten minutes and finally I was like: “What the fuck are you doing? You’re gonna pull all your hair out!” … Haha yeah… She threatened to kill me if I asked her anymore questions… She probably watches me sleep.

UB Bus
Buffalo, New York

Posted on October 18, 2018
Advice, Bus, Character, Chicks, Education, Fears, Hair, Murder, New York, On the phone, Sorority types, Threats, Weirdness

…Before They Would Give Us a Home Loan.

Sorority girl, walking from class with a friend: Yeah, so they made us cook naked.

Kent State University
Kent, Ohio

Posted on October 13, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Girls, Offers and requests, Ohio, Sorority types, Weirdness

I've Been Waiting for the Perfect Time to Share That with You.

Sorority girl #1: Are you gonna go?
Sorority girl #2: Like, I don't know. Like, I think I'm gonna go.
Sorority girl #3: Like, I think I'm gonna go, but like I don't know yet.
Sorority girl #2: Oh my god, like after I came back from Vegas, I gained some weight, so like I took Adderall for like two days!

UT
Austin, Texas

Posted on September 11, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Questions, Sorority types, Texas, US Geography, Words

Pat’s Her Dustbuster

Sorority chick #1: Pat* and I hooked up last night, and now I have a hickey…
Sorority chick #2: What is he, in junior high? I didn’t know people still did that.

Colgate University
Hamilton, New York

Overheard by: Evie

Posted on August 25, 2018
Gossip, New York, Sorority types

Which in Turn Depends on Whether You Speak English or Not

Sororitard to business classmates: Well, I guess it depends whether you consider a dog a person or not…

Alabama

Overheard by: liz

Posted on July 18, 2018
Alabama, Philosophy, Sorority types

The Gerbil Was Menstruating!

Sorority girl: Well, yeah, but that doesn’t change the fact that you have a tampon in your butt.

Dickinson College
Carlisle, Pennsylvania

Posted on April 11, 2018
Ass, Colleges & Universities, Comebacks, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Pennsylvania, Sexuality, Sorority types

…In the Complete Absence of Underwear

Young college girl to group of boys and girls: We're already sluts cause we pants each other.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/no_its_what_you_do_when_the_pa.html

Overheard by: that's not the only reason

Posted on April 9, 2018
Default, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis, Sexuality, Sorority types, Students

From the New FBI Thriller Silence Of the Shams

Girl #1: You can’t just not smell his pillow.
Girl #2: I know, right? Just smell as hard as you can!

Macalester College
St Paul, Minnesota

Overheard by: isa

Posted on January 30, 2018
Body parts, Cleanliness, Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Girls, Minnesota, Relationships, Sensory experiences, Sexuality, Sorority types, Students, Weirdness

Sorority types

The Two Guys Loved It, Though