…Steak Knives Are Much More Effective.

Mommy: Let's not attack mommy with a fork.

Salem, Oregon

Overheard by: lauraf

Posted on February 21, 2022
Moms, Oregon, Parenting, Violence

I'm Unfamiliar With That Game

Preschool boy: Can I play with you?
Preschool girl: Come near me and I'll stab you.

Playground
New South Wales
Australia

Overheard by: courtney

Posted on February 9, 2022
Australia, Default, Girls, Guys, Kids, Questions, Threats, Violence, Weirdness

Not When You’re in Them

Student #1: Did you end up taking her to SeaWorld or Busch Gardens or something?
Student #2: Naw, man, I told you — she set all my clothes on fire!
Student #1: See, I think that’s kinky.

Michigan State University
Michigan

Posted on February 9, 2022
Michigan, Relationships, Students, Violence

…For Being So Gay.

Oversexed frat boy at house party: Yeah! We're gonna shoot 'em with our sperm cannons!

Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Katie M

Posted on February 4, 2022
Bragging, Cum, Frat boy types, Penis, Rhode Island, Stupidity, Violence

That’s the Last Time I’ll Have an Orgy with a Family of Klutzes

Large woman: Your dad kicked me in the head!
Scrawny boyfriend: What?
Large woman: And then you kicked me in the head!

Fredericton, New Brunswick
Canadia

Overheard by: Marg

Posted on January 11, 2022
Canadia, Default, Family ties, Fat people, Gripes, Skinny people, Violence

Some Children Don't Blend Well

Little girl to friend: You little… Butter, I'm going to whip you up until you smell like rotten juice!

Park Playground
Tacoma, Washington

Posted on January 1, 2022
Compare and contrast, Food, Friends, Kids, Sensory experiences, Should have used a condom, Threats, Violence, Washington

I Remember the First Time I Felt the Sting for Forceable Intercourse and the Warmth Of Dirt…

Tour guide: The vestal virgins would be raped and buried alive if they were no longer virgins. If they let the fire go out, they would just be buried alive.
Tourist: I dunno if that's any better.
Little old Japanese woman: Hey, at least the first way you get some thrills.

Colosseum
Rome
Italy

Posted on December 3, 2021
Compare and contrast, Employees, Foreigners, History, Italy, Old folks, Religion, Sex, Tourists, Violence, Virginity

Nice Try– No Homosexual Calls Himself “Homosexual”

Stoner guitarist: I got shot in the dick with an Airsoft. Seriously, check this shit out. (unzips his pants)
Guy: Just to let you know, before you do that, I am a homosexual.

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Gulfport, Mississippi