Why Right Said Fred Could Not Sustain Their Popularity

Guy #1: Just admit it, man.
Guy #2: Admit what? That I'm great and wonderful and perfect in every way shape and form? Alright, I'm great and wonderful and perfect in every way shape and form!
Guy #1: No, admit that you're crazier than me!
Guy #2: Yeah, well…you're just Mr “Too sexy for my shirt,” and I'm Mr “Too sexy for my life,” but seriously, I'm so smart and everyone loves me.
Guy #3: You're just lyin' to yourself, man.
Guy #2: I'm too sexy for the world! That's just the way it is. I'm the next Albert Einstein. Everyone will soon realize that they love me. You all know that I'm right, so say that I am always right! You're dumb and I'm smart. Everyone loves me.
Bus driver: Will you guys be quiet? No one wants to hear this!

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Lulu

Posted on July 6, 2009
Bragging, Bringing it back to you, Bus, Bus drivers, Compare and contrast, Guys, Lies, New York, Public transportation, Questions

… We're High

Heathen #1: That's awesome…like Jesus on a stick.
Heathen #2: Haha! Ooh, that's funny because…you know…

Santa Cruz, California

Posted on July 3, 2009
California, Compare and contrast, Idiots, Jesus, Stupidity

…It's Deep

Women studies professor, waving arms: We all have the same vaginas!
Student: I love this class.

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Tri

Posted on July 2, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Education, Students, Teachers, Vagina, Washington

Unless You Got Johnny Depp to Lick It Out.

Mayo hater: If you kill one of my pets I'd be able to forgive you. If you put mayonnaise in my belly button, I would never talk to you again!

Universal Studios
Florida

Posted on July 1, 2009
Animals, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Crazies, Florida, Food, Murder

I've Forbidden It from Watching Terms Of Endearment

Queer, after being rushed to play Scrabble: You don't understand what it's like having all vowels!
Drunk girl: You don't understand what it's like having a vagina, so who wins?
Queer: I do! I have an emotional vagina.

Long Beach, California

Overheard by: pucewoman

Posted on June 29, 2009
California, Compare and contrast, Drunks, Feelings, Games, Girls, Queers, Questions, Sexuality, Vagina, Words

Elizabeth Berkley Bad?

Employee #1: Yeah, you know the stripper's bad when a married man says, “uh, no thanks, I'm married.”
Employee #2, laughing: Man, that's bad.

Zoning Department, City Hall
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on June 29, 2009
Compare and contrast, Employees, Illinois, Relationships, Sex

What You Get for Going to Film School in Kansas

Film GTA: Will Farrell is the Groucho Marx of our generation.
Student: (nods wearily)
Film GTA: I mean, Talladega Nights was absolute genius!

University of Kansas
Lawrence, Kansas

Posted on June 28, 2009
About celebrities, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Kansas, Movies, Students, Teachers

Depends — Is It 1987?

Goth girl, looking at poster: Do you think that singing Weird Al in the middle of the train counts as suspicious behavior or unusual behavior?

H Line
Denver, Colorado

Posted on June 27, 2009
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Goths, Music, Public transportation, Questions, Train, Weirdness

Or Did You Shave Your Upper Lip With Occam's Razor?

Freshman, walking down hallway with friend: Dude, this hallway smells like the pussy I ate last night.

High School
West Bloomfield, Michigan

Posted on June 20, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Friends, Licking, Michigan, Sensory experiences, Students, Vagina

Only If He Promises Not to Perform Auto-fellatio Again

Bus-riding teen #1: Fully grown adult males are, like, five inches! I'm telling you!
Bus-riding teen #2: No way! Tom is, like, ten inches when it's hard and, like, eight when it's soft!
Bus-riding teen #1: Do you want me to get my dad and check?

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on June 20, 2009
Age and ageing, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Family ties, Penis, Teens, Weirdness

Compare and contrast