Not Even a Semi? You Disappoint Me.

Professor: Here's a good thing to compare to the turgor pressure in a plant cell: have any of you seen an erection?

University of Illinois at Chicago

Overheard by: suddenly paying attention

Posted on August 6, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Education, Erections, Illinois, Questions, Science, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

A Problem I Can Solve Simply by Getting a Drunker ID

Drunk college dude, explaining how he got kicked out of a club: They looked at my ID, then they looked at my face. My face was not as sober as my ID.

Metro, Orange Line
Washington, DC

Overheard by: funniest Metro ride ever

Posted on July 29, 2009
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Students, Train, Washington, DC

She's Broken a Lot Of Gay Hearts

Asian teenage girl, about sister who just left: She's so cute. She looks like a guy.

Sporting Carnival
Australia

Overheard by: Ouch

Posted on July 28, 2009
Asians, Australia, Beauty, Compare and contrast, Family ties, Sexuality, Teens

Who Also Sweats Through His Pants

Babysitter: My dog gets hot walking.
Seven-year-old: How can you tell?
Babysitter: He sticks his tongue out, and his fur is really warm.
Seven-year-old: Sometimes when I'm out in the sun my hair feels hot.
Babysitter: Yeah, now imagine you have hair all over your body.
Seven-year-old: Like my dad.

St. Louis, Missouri

Posted on July 28, 2009
Animals, Babysitters, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Hair, Kids, Missouri, Questions, Sensory experiences

…Which Is Totally a Girl

Guy #1: Dude, have you seen this picture?
Guy #2: Nah, dude. Show it to me.
(guy #1 shows guy #2 picture of naked girl in a scenic background)
Guy #2: Dude, do you think it's gay that I think the scenery is the prettiest thing in this picture?
Guy #3, walking by: No, you just want to fuck the planet.

Carmel, Indiana

Posted on July 24, 2009
Beauty, Compare and contrast, Guys, Indiana, Questions, Sex, Sexuality, Weirdness, Wishes

Judging from What I've Seen on YouTube

Teen daughter: Mom, what does an orgasm feel like?
Mom, looking at older daughter: Ask your sister, she'd probably know better than I would.

Portland, Oregon

Posted on July 21, 2009
Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Family, Family ties, Moms, Oregon, Orgasm, Parenting, Questions, Siblings, Teens, Words

Freedom's Just Another Word for Lots Of Flab to Lose

Conservative Jewish girl: I think that the draft should be required, like in Israel. That way, every guy would have a great body, and I could let loose and get me a hot one more easily.

UC Santa Cruz
California