And You Can Only Show the Video to a Limited Audience

Girl #1: At least he didn’t say what JD said to me the other night. He said I was boring in the bedroom because I didn’t try new things.
Girl #2: Oh my god!
Girl #1: Yeah and I told him, well how am I supposed to know what to do? I was a virgin before you. Well, not literally a virgin, but close enough!
Girl #2: So what are you going to do?
Girl #1: Well, I told him that when we go on vacation, we can have a threesome. But it has to be someone I’ll never see again.

New Brunswick, New Jersey

Overheard by: Slutgers Girl

Posted on January 6, 2026
Bimbettes, Default, Friends, Girls, Gripes, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Relationships, Sex, Sexuality

Kendra Wilkinson’s Major Life Accomplishment

Preppy girl on cell: the longest amount of time I’ve had pubic hair is three days.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: kt

Posted on January 1, 2026
Default, Etiquette, Gender issues, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, On the phone, Preppies, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Shaving, Teens, Vagina

Happy Birthday to You/ Don’t Bend to Tie Your Shoe

Girl #1: Hanging out with him on his birthday was so much fun!
Girl #2: Oh, I heard about that! He went to jail, right?

Brooklyn Avenue
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Glad they’re not my friends

Posted on January 1, 2026
Crimes, Default, Friends, Girls, Gossip, Idiots, Leisure, Stupidity, Washington, Weirdness

…and a Pussy

Blonde clone: It’s not that we’re both Leos. He’s just a dick.

Westfield Mall
San Diego, California

Posted on December 30, 2025
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Insults, Malls, Penis, Relationships, Sexuality

At Least He’s Stopped Talking About His Turds.

Bitter guy: Girls don’t care about men, so I can’t relate to them. And men only care about sports, food, video games, and women. I do like to eat, but I hate women. I don’t like sports at all, and I’m soooo good at video games that other people can’t play with me because I am just too awesome.
Girl sitting at the table with him: Yeah…

University of Massachusetts
Amherst, Massachusetts

Posted on December 30, 2025
Bragging, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Etiquette, Feelings, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Idiots, Massachusetts, Pride, Sexuality, Stupidity, Weirdness

Mom’s Been Forcing Her to Watch Seventh Heaven, to No Avail

Goth girl: I’m so proud of my sister. The rest of her classmates are doing their final projects on chihuahuas and stuff like that. My sister? Serial killers.
Friend: Dude, you’re turning her into a you.
Goth girl: I know! My mom is so pissed at me.

Highlands Ranch, Colorado

Posted on December 28, 2025
Advice, Bragging, Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Family ties, Friends, Girls, Goths, Kids, Pride, Weirdness

God, I Miss College

College girl: Remember that girl who admitted to stealing my clothes from the laundry room?
Friend: Yeah?
College girl: Well, she finally gave me my clothes back at the end of the semester before she mysteriously disappeared. I was like going through them and I found not just my clothes, but like other people’s clothes too. Not just girls either. I found tighty-whities and shit. But the weirdest part was at the bottom of the basket. There was a plastic bag of jewelry ranging from like cheapo rhinestone shit to like semiprecious stones, a tv remote with no batteries, a crazy-straw, some masking tape, an empty lipstick tube thing, and a handful of Canadian money.

Newark, New Jersey

Posted on December 26, 2025
Assholes, Clothes, Crimes, Default, Friends, Girls, Mental illnesses, Money, New Jersey, Sorority types, Weirdness

Might Want to Start Off with “I’m Straight.”

Girl: Look, you have to tell her.
Guy: I can’t tell her! I’ve kept this for so long!
Girl: If she really loves you that much she’ll understand.
Guy: How can I tell the girl that I love that I don’t like musicals?!

Bruin Walk, UCLA
California

Overheard by: if that’s the worst thing in your relationship…