And Enough Working Fingers to Run It?

Chick to group preparing to light vodka on fire: How many times has setting alcohol on fire gone horribly wrong for us?
Guy: You’re right. That said, who has a camera?

Carleton University
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia

Posted on November 28, 2025
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Guys, Questions, Students

Four-Eyed Men Are Illegal in Oklahoma

Little girl: I’ll tell you what my daddy looks like. He has eyeglasses and he’s a woman.

Car dealer
Midwest City, Oklahoma

Overheard by: Reiza

Posted on November 26, 2025
Default, Gender issues, Girls, Kids, Oklahoma, Stores

And Then Put It Back, Unused

Teen girl #1: Lemur? What the hell’s a lemur?
Teen girl #2: Lemur is French for ‘light.’ You know, like the candlestick on Beauty and the Beast — lemur.
Teen girl #1: You’re so smart. How do you know this shit?
Teen girl #2: I took two years of French.

Lemur Exhibit, Denver Zoo
Denver, Colorado

Posted on November 25, 2025
Colorado, Default, Girls, Idiots, Language barrier, Stupidity, Teens, Words

Might As Well Have Said, “He Has a 5-Inch Penis and a Job at Foot Locker”

Girl #1: I think he’s a nice guy.
Girl #2: Nice is the ultimate mediocrity.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/minnesota_mediocrity.html

Overheard by: girl in scrubs

Posted on November 24, 2025
Comebacks, Compliments, Default, Girls, Minnesota, Overheard in Minneapolis, Words

She Only Meant You’ll Spread Your Legs for Every Cock That Comes Your Way

Girl on phone: No, I’m sure she didn’t mean that… No, really, you must have taken it wrong… No! Trust me, I’m sure when she called you a whore she didn’t mean it that way!

Grand Valley State University
Allendale, Michigan

Overheard by: breakin-laker