That's No Excuse For Stupidity

Overly friendly man on bus: It's like, for example, do you know how many seasons there are in a year?
Woman: Tweleve.
Overly friendly man: Well, actually there are four seasons, four seasons in a year, I guess…
Woman: Well, I'm not from here, I'm from Montana.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on April 12, 2023
Bus, Default, Guys, Questions, Stupidity, Washington, Weirdness, Women

Is That Yiddish for “a Moment”?

Tall gay 20-something male on cell: My niece died. I need a Fresca.

CVS
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on April 6, 2023
Death & dying, Drinking & drunks, Family ties, Feelings, Gays, Guys, Massachusetts, On the phone, Stores, Wishes

Though Technically It Was Me in the Bathroom Mirror

Bro: Yeah, I remember the first time I saw someone projectile-vomit.

Northeastern University
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on April 5, 2023
Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, Memory lane, Sensory experiences

So Why Do They Worship Brooke Shields?

Teen girl: Have you noticed that he's getting gayer by the minute? I swear he's getting gayer and gayer–and his eyebrows are getting smaller and smaller.
Teen guy: Ah, yes. The all too telling gay-to-eyebrow ratio…

Olympia, Washington

Overheard by: ninita

Posted on April 2, 2023
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Questions, Sexuality, Teens, Washington

I Stowed It in the Crawl-Space with Your Dignity

Mom: I don't wanna be finding knives in the lawn anymore!
20-year-old son: Where's my sword?

San Diego, California

Overheard by: tab

Posted on March 30, 2023
California, Default, Guys, Moms, Questions, Violence, Weirdness

Is That, Like, a New Rule?

Dude: … And I said, ‘Stop hitting me — I just shaved my knees!’

http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/04/thats-why-im-hitting-you.html

Posted on March 26, 2023
Guys, Shaving, Weirdos of Winnipeg

Because I'd Be Happy to Give You a Guided Tour

Large middle-aged man with many teddy bears strapped to his fanny pack: Have you seen the penis worm?

Smithsonian Museum of Natural History
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Hadn't seen it

Posted on March 24, 2023
Default, Guys, Insects, Penis, Questions, Washington, DC

For Those Who've Lost Theirs, We Offer Replacements for a Small Fee.

Male flight attendant: Ladies and gentlemen, we have finally arrived at a gate. Please make sure you have all your personal belongings before you disembark: iPods, cell phones, BlackBerrys, small pets, sweaters, sunglasses, and since we just came from Las Vegas, wedding rings. Make sure you get those back on folks.

Oakland Airport, California

Overheard by: kat

Posted on March 23, 2023
Airports & flights, California, Clothes, Default, Flight attendants, Gadgets, Guys, Offers and requests, Public transportation

They Later Stole the Cake

One of three bros, ordering a cake: And could you make it say, “Sorry we stole your car”?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/473032303/a-bottle-of-grey-goose-will-work-so-much-better.html

Overheard by: cake fixes all problems.

Posted on March 22, 2023
Crimes, Default, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Weirdness, Words

A Poodleskirtectomy Had Saved Warren’s Life

Old man: I recently had surgery. What was it I had removed? Something that starts with a ‘P’…
Old lady: Was it your pancreas?
Old man: No… It wasn’t my penis, either, because I definitely still have that.

L.L. Bean Outlet
Wareham, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Amanda

Posted on March 22, 2023
Default, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, Old folks, Questions, Women, Words

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