Guys

Angry guy, loudly: My sister is not a fetish model!

Greenport Harbor Brewery
Long Island, New York

Overheard by: Ladle

Crazy guy at bus stop to young woman passing: Hey, girl, what's going on?
(girl passes without saying anything) Yeah, that's my girl right there!

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Emily

Girl: I wonder why there are so many Japanese restaurants around here?
Guy: Probably because there are a lot of Mexican people living in this town.

Very Little Town
North Carolina

Girl to ex-boyfriend: You're dating someone already?
Guy: Yeah, we're not together anymore. I can date whoever I want!
Girl: So…do you think you'll stay with her for a long time?
Guy: Well, do you plan on breaking up with someone when you start dating them?

Orlando, Florida

Guy: Stop accessorizing the tent! You're such a girl!

Old Cedar Campgrounds
Monroeville, New Jersey

Dude to friends: He was a fiend, I tell you! He’s a fiend in woman’s form.

University of Liverpool
United Kingdom

Dude: Overall, it was a good weekend… My knees, ass and thumb hurt.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/04/gotcha.html

Overheard by: clickmehard

Skinny guy with pink hair: I don't think I could be any more bad-ass.

Ottawa
Canadia

Guy #1: I would sacrifice myself to save the rest of the world. Wouldn't you?
Guy #2: Naw, man. Fuck the world.

Chino, California

Girl, nodding to human mess across the way: Is that girl burning holes into a photograph with a cigarette?
Guy: That is frighteningly erotic.

University of South Florida