Volleyball player, preaching to teammates like a church minister: And she said she haaaaad no hoes… So I gaaaaave her… Some of mine.
Volleyball Tournament
Texas
Overheard by: LuLu
20-something geek to friends: I'm telling you guys, The Big Bang Theory is for us what Sex and the City was for lonely, depressed women.
Comic Book Shop
Metairie, Louisiana
Homeless guy to girl passing by: The economic downturn has thrown me into an existential panic! (girl looks at him quizzically) Yeah, us street folk feel that shit too.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Alessa Colaianni
Middle aged yuppie on cell: You know what we need? An emergency wine kit.
Outside the Coliseum
Oakland, California
Overheard by: Danial
Dudely dude: You know Heart of Darkness, by Marlon Brando…
Ithaca College
Ithaca, New York
Guy to friend: Do you have a reason to riverdance on my testicles?
Boone, North Carolina
Girl: You know, I'm usually a very wise person. Recently, with my situation, I lost a lot of my wiseness, but this trip has brought back that wiseness.
Boy: So, your wiseness never informed you it was called “wisdom”?
Girl: I hate you.
Banora Point High School
Australia
Jiu-Jitsu guy #1, rolling around and trying to choke the other: Oh, your hair's soft today.
Jiu-Jitsu guy #2: Thanks, I used herbal essence this morning.
Indiana University
Overheard by: Rachel S.
Elderly gentleman playing chess: You know, in college, when all of my friends were chasing girls, I was on the chess team…chasing wood.
Barnes & Noble
Augusta, Maine
Overheard by: Fia
