What's More Fun Than a Game Of Hungry, Hungry Hostage?

Black girl #1: Did you hear her? She said she was hungry as a hostage! I mean, how hungry is a hostage?
Black girl #2: Well…probably a lot…
Black girl #1: Yeah, but sometimes they feed yo' ass!

Northern Virginia

Overheard by: nosy roommate

Posted on December 8, 2008
Black people, Compare and contrast, Crimes, Default, Food, Girls, Questions, Virginia

…Is What I Tell Myself Every Time I Get Rejected for Tenure.

Professor: Sometimes it can be fun to be teased by not getting what you want for a while, as long as you get it in the end.

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on December 8, 2008
Compare and contrast, Connecticut, Default, Feelings, Teachers, Wishes

One More and She Gets a Set of Steak Knives

Guy on cell: The trial's today… Um… No…for the last time mom was in jail.

16th Street
Denver, Colorado

Posted on December 8, 2008
Colorado, Crimes, Default, Family ties, Guys, On the phone, Weirdness

Dear Gays and Lesbians– Sure You Want This?

Sexy businesswoman on cell: No, I'll be here at the office for at least four or five more hours, honey. Love you. Bye. (sits down at bar next to young man and rubs his crotch) Husband's taken care of.

Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu

Posted on December 7, 2008
Default, Indiana, Infidelity, Jobs & Careers, Lies, Malls, On the phone, Suits, Time Management, Women

To Re-Apply My Black Lipstick, Silly!

Goth/punk chick smoking a cigarette: Oh shit, you know what I forgot?
Goth/punk guy: That you're killing your unborn baby?

Huron & First
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: Melanie

Posted on December 7, 2008
Death & dying, Default, Girls, Goths, Guys, Maladies, Michigan, Pregnancy, Punks, Questions, Smokers, Smoking

So That My Dear Aunt's Funeral Will Never Be Forgotten

Guy on phone: I'm going to titty fuck her on the casket.

Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: kOLT

Posted on December 7, 2008
Australia, Default, Guys, On the phone, Sex, Weirdness, Words

What Does Your First Job Feel Like, Alex?

Hipster girl to friend (laughing): I was gagging, and then it was all over my neck.

Queen West
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on December 6, 2008
BJs, Body parts, Canadia, Cum, Default, Girls, Hipsters

…Rainy Days, and Men Who Aren't Afraid to Cuddle.

Girl in red: I was telling my husband about you.
Guy in jeans: What were you telling him?
Girl in red: That you liked power bottoms.

Las Vegas, Nevada

Posted on December 6, 2008
Backdoor, Default, Girls, Guys, Nevada, Queers, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality

Unless You Count Vaginal Penetration

Drunk old guy (supported by another): 61 years of celibacy!

Pirate's Alley
New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: Sara

Posted on December 6, 2008
Age and ageing, Default, Drunks, Guys, Louisiana, Old folks, Virginity, Weirdness

See? Was That So Hard, Pancake-Chest?

Girl #1: Sometimes I judge you silently in my head.
Girl #2: Yeah, everyone does that. I think people should start saying what they're really thinking. We should all have running monologues about what's going through our heads.
Girl #1: Really?
Girl #2: Yeah. Like, this one time, me and my friend….
Girl #1: I think you're a bitch.

Starbucks
San Jose, California

Overheard by: Robert

Posted on December 6, 2008
California, Default, Feelings, Girls, Insults, Restaurants, Violence

Default