Family ties

Gay guy #1, walking down the street: Oh, this place is cute. Your parents should stay here when they visit.
Gay guy #2: That's a funeral home.

Market Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Ray

20-something #1: Your boyfriend is 61, right?
20-something #2: My boyfriend is 60. Our father is 61.

Colorado

Guy: Do you have any money left?
Chunky 40-something man: 60 bucks, that should be enough to get me by until my mother gives me more.

Omaha, Nebraska

Overheard by: Kristin

Geeky girl: You know, I’ve still got my ex-boyfriend’s mom’s library card.
Goth friend: …We should totally go and check out, like, animal porn with it.

Aurora, Colorado

Woman in line to another: Yeah, my brother’s birthday is tomorrow. He’s Aryan.

Wal-Mart
Tracy, California

Overheard by: Jeff

Student #1: I told my dad I wanted to be famous, and he told me I should kill someone. I was like, seven.
Student #2: At least he's supportive.

Philedelphia University, Pennsylvania

Drunk girl, burying head into boyfriend's arm: I'm upset with my mother. She expects me to take care of me.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Fallon

Ten-year-old boy to another: Yeah, I told my sister that if she kept it up, she'd end up in Mexico with her panties off.

Charleston, South Carolina

Overheard by: i want to meet the sister

College guy from dorm room window to tour group: If your daughters are virgins they won't be for long!

Miami University
Oxford, Ohio

Overheard by: sarah

Girl: I should probably go to church tomorrow. It would make my mom happy… And the priest is really fucking hot.

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