Family ties

Ten-year-old boy to another: Yeah, I told my sister that if she kept it up, she'd end up in Mexico with her panties off.

Charleston, South Carolina

Overheard by: i want to meet the sister

College guy from dorm room window to tour group: If your daughters are virgins they won't be for long!

Miami University
Oxford, Ohio

Overheard by: sarah

Girl: I should probably go to church tomorrow. It would make my mom happy… And the priest is really fucking hot.

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Lady to guy eating a sub: But both mine and his parents' are life-sized!

Sub Factory
Tempe, Arizona

Teen girl #1: Oh! Did I tell you my sister finally had her baby?
Teen girl #2: How long have you had a sister?

Louisville, Kentucky

Overheard by: Tracy

Teenage girl (matter-of-factly): My sister’s friend came over yesterday because it was Memorial Day. You know, because she’s a stripper.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/301034253/if-i-had-a-nickle.html

Overheard by: yeah, that makes total sense…

Middle schooler to friend: So, have you ever had anal sex with your mom?

Brighton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Holly

Fat suit on cell: Damn that grandma!

Russell Square Station
London
England

Tough-looking guy with eight-year-old: Don't go over there! Dirty, gross stuff over there, dirty people go there.
Kid, climbing through railing bars: Druggies!
Dad: Don't say that around here! Daddy doesn't want to have to fight anyone.

Chinatown
Downtown Winnipeg
Canadia

Overheard by: al

Elderly lady to six-month-old baby: Now, I want you to say nice and clearly, “here I am, grandmother,” when I ask you where you are.

Oxford
England