Why Sherry Got Fired from Her Movie Critic Gig

Girl watching Christian Bale in The Dark Knight: If I had a cock I'd so fuck him in the mouth.

Racine, Wisconsin

Posted on August 25, 2016
About celebrities, Biotechs, Movies, Penis, Sex, Weirdness, Wisconsin, Wishes

We've All Been Burned by Facebook Applications, Marcie

College girl: I don't want to spam twenty people! I just want to know what fucking Disney princess I am!

Hofstra University
Long Island, New York

Posted on July 19, 2016
Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Internet, New York, Pop culture, Sorority types, Wishes

Michael Kors Drunk on Vacation Is Pretty Much What You'd Expect.

Man in the street, yelling: I need more pockets! Cargo pants!

Miami, Florida

Posted on July 14, 2016
Clothes, Florida, Guys, Weirdness, Wishes

…She Put Two Drinks Up There?

Sorority girl to another, sitting in booth: Girl, I was double-fisted all night long last night!
Gay dude #1, quite loudly, to gay dude #2: Oh my god! That is so nasty! Who on earth would ever say something like that out in public! I wouldn't want anyone to know that anyone could do anything like that to me, let alone enjoy it! Nasty bitches!
Gay dude #2 to gay dude #1, very quietly: Um, I think she meant she had a drink in both hands, you idiot.
Gay dude #1: Oh.

Chinese Restaurant
Lexington, Kentucky

Overheard by: j-we

Posted on June 22, 2016
Drinking & drunks, Insults, Kentucky, Masturbation, Queers, Restaurants, Sorority types, Wishes

Well, That Self-Actualization Seminar Was a Bust

Nine year-old girl: I want that shirt and you are going to get it for me. Any questions?
Mom: Many. Shut up and put the damn shirt back.

Target
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on April 14, 2016
Clothes, Default, Etiquette, Family ties, Georgia, Gifts, Girls, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Shopping, Stores, Wishes

I Wish I Was a Dog So I Could Pick the Butts Of Others

Woman to group of friends: I wish I was a little kid, so I could pick my butt whenever I wanted.

Disneyland
Anaheim, California

Posted on March 16, 2016
Ass, California, Friends, Kids, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

Wasn't That a Jason Statham Movie?

Old WWII man to another: If I was President of the United States, before I'd let anyone have a license to drive a car I'd make everyone drive a motorcycle for a year to learn defensive driving.

McDonald's
Southington, Connecticut

Overheard by: Raven

Posted on March 15, 2016
Connecticut, Old folks, Philosophy, Politics, Wishes

Just the Classy Ones.

Girl to another: I had to just say, like, not every girl wants a photo of your asshole.

MusicFest
Allentown, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Stretchen

Posted on March 13, 2016
Ass, Girls, Pennsylvania, Weirdness, Wishes

Any Excuse to Put Fruit on Your Bottom

Early 20-something woman on cell with boyfriend: I would love to dress you up as yogurt!

Potomac, Maryland

Overheard by: Nic

Posted on March 6, 2016
Default, Food, Maryland, On the phone, Roleplay, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

Is That Even Possible?

Jersey Shore fan: Can you put on Jersey Shore? It's the reunion!
Bartender: Sure, I was kind of hoping someone would ask.
Female drinker: Wow, I am going to watch this dumbass show in a bar, is this happening?
Jersey Shore fan: You love it, don't try to lie cause your boys are here.
Bartender: These people are crazy, and that's why we watch.
Bar patron: I cant believe I am watching the reunion show without having seen a full episode. You are right: I cant stop watching this. What the fuck? Is her name J-Lo?
Jersey Shore fan: J… Wow! She is awesome, snookie is my favorite. I wish I could be friends with her.
Bartender: You have enough slutty friends.

Bar
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Earnie Hustleton

Posted on February 16, 2016
Baristas, Bars & Clubs, Drunks, Insults, Pennsylvania, Sexuality, TV shows, Wishes

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